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real sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormented
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Wren lemmy.today Wren@lemmy.today
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Spitting facts!
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acockworkorange mander.xyz acockworkorange@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-09
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply
southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) wrote:
Spitting facts!

Thou shall say it and not spray it.
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djsoren19 lemmy.blahaj.zone djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-13
#4 · Quote Reply

I think this sentence is neither new nor untrue.
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PumaStoleMyBluff lemmy.world PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-04
#5 · Quote Reply

Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?
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King_Bob_IV startrek.website King_Bob_IV@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-06-15
#6 · Quote Reply
PumaStoleMyBluff wrote:
Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?

Velvet. Has to be Velvet.
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prism lemmy.blahaj.zone prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-06-13
#7 · Quote Reply

But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?
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forestbeasts pawb.social forestbeasts@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-06-09
#8 · Quote Reply
prism wrote:
But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.

(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)

-- Frost
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prism lemmy.blahaj.zone prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-06-13
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forestbeasts wrote:
That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that. (Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.) -- Frost

<3

(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)
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LaLuzDelSol lemmy.world LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-17
#10 · Quote Reply
prism wrote:
But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?
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LaLuzDelSol lemmy.world LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-17
#11 · (edited) Quote Reply

Don't worry friends, I know what you're all looking for now and I've got my top guy on it.

@altman@fedinsfw.app got anything for us?
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prism lemmy.blahaj.zone prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-06-13
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LaLuzDelSol wrote:
Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?

I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!
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LaLuzDelSol lemmy.world LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-17
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prism wrote:
I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!

...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid
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prism lemmy.blahaj.zone prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-06-13
#14 · Quote Reply
LaLuzDelSol wrote:
...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid

😭
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