Also how I water some of my plant, setting them in a pan of water to soak up from the bottom rather than water from above down onto the topsoil.

My aunt, age 65+, calls it "butt chugging" instead of the more common "bottom watering". I had the pleasure of seeing her use the term in front of her two adult gay sons this past weekend. Valiant efforts made to keep their faces straight.

whaaat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema#Native_American_ritual_usages

Be careful with this, you miss a lot of the warning signs of alcohol poisoning one would normally get when consuming copious amounts of alcohol the traditional way, until it's too late.

My girlfriend seemed to like it.

Native American ritual

I kinda figured it was invented here, but, like... Recently.

Yeah, I'd say that I'm an alcoholic, and even I wouldn't do that shit. Sounds scary af.

The Inebriati.

Butt chug that shit. Every last bit

I see someone has never seen Jackass lol

Also how I water some of my plant

Not sure I ever even considered slipping a plant in my ass to give it water, but you do you I suppose

setting them in a pan of water to soak up from the bottom

Oh.... Uh, that's where my mind went too. Please disregard

Boof it baby

The optimal strategy is obviously butt chugging water and spraying it on the plants. You get water + fertilizer :D

https://youtu.be/o048xeNQ3Wo

Not sure I ever even considered slipping a plant in my ass to give it water, but you do you I suppose

Thankfully cacti don't need much water