What the hell are hunter eyes? all humans have eyes selected for hunting. Sure a guy with eyes sitting on the sides of his skull would look weird but are there even any genectic defects that could cause this?

Hunter eyes are those large eyes that cats do when they hunt for stuff:

I, uh, prefer women.

He's just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.

so like, is the guy supposed to have them transplanted? or have them somewhere in a jar floating in formaldehyde?

Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick

Not speaking for women here. Just me

I'm imagining like squinty eyes like Clint Eastwood? No actually idea, though. Just some more reverse phrenology to feed their self pity addiction

What about “makes me laugh”?

This guy thinks women want a goose.

Nothing about personality, so I'm pretty sure that's a thing this guy lacks.

Assertive and dominant are personality traits. Not really great in isolation, but its there. 😆

"is kind to children and animals"

"is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy"

Big extra credit for "has any kind of creative hobby"

women aren't geese?

fuck i gotta ask my wife about this. she's been angry and honk-y all week

yeah my valve broke on fully inflated too

the big one for us was "we want to spend time together even if we're not doing anything, well after the puppy crush phase"

I think he meant, eyes like Hunter Biden. Or it could have meant 'hunter green' as a color, which is impossible.
Or maybe autocorrect wrote 'hunter' when he meant to write 'munter'.

Woof :3

What about "there's billions of women, claiming they all share the same preferences is utterly ridiculous independent of the specifics"?

Found Zeus

Well he can't invite women to his party mansion. That would be gay

hope you're ready for the most pointless, ridiculous nonsense you've ever seen

Nothing gay.

The fuck are 'hunter eyes'?

assertion, dominance and confidence are all personality traits, but uh, yeah.

If you ask: in the 2000's, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called "gay". Also there was the whole "gay bamboozling", or the reason why the "trap meme" exists.

Like everything else in that list something that only exists in his fucked up headspace.

What?

When your eyes are in the front and not on the side of you head. Like a deer.

I actually look for women slightly cuter than me with insecure attachment styles and a surplus of poorly aligned dark triad traits. Ideally an addiction or two.

A fighting goose.

No sorry, we don't exist.

What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don't all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?

Its when ut eyes are angled inwarts like this angry emoji

Clearly you don't understand evolutionary psychology! You see, because of evolution, there is absolutely no variation in individual preferences for male partners whatsoever, because there is one obvious measure of fitness that is applicable in all environments. /s

Men are so into men and have no idea what women want