Looks good, but poll: What book should one performatively read with a brooding scowl while wearing this?

Where would it be more convenient? The kitchen?

Is it a goth library?

Looks good though

Capital by Karl Marx

How do you know how many buttons to button on a coat like that?

That's an amazing outfit. Hope the library has air conditioning. My question is how are you getting your hair to stay all on one side like that?

• The Egyptian Book of the Dead
• The Book of Thoth
• Anything by HP Lovecraft or Edgar Allan Poe
• Dracula
• Interview with the Vampire

Those would be my picks. They're worth reading in a non-performative way. But it can be performative too lol.

This was a trick I learned recently. If you have long enough hair, brush a little bit of mousse into it, then make a side pony tail and clip it in place. Let it dry for awhile or use a hairdryer, then remove the clip. Should stick like that until next time you wash it (as long as its not super windy outside).

Gorgeous. Giving modern vampire. 🥵

Amazing 🔥🔥🔥

Your version is better but it's giving Musk vibes

If you got the confidence to rock that fit, you can button as many as you damn well please 😎

Now answer the real question do you always do all those buckles and laces when you wear this outfit or leave them strapped and just wiggle out of the clothes???

The fit is for "stealing hearts" as well as stealing hearts.

Damn, that's cold.

Hilarious, but cold.

Those are more inline with the vibe. I was thinking a doubletake worthy curve-ball, like 50 Shades of Grey, or a textbook on butterfly taxonomy or something.

No summoning deamons in bathrooms but is it ok if we do it inside the library or checkout books and do it at home???

I learned a similar trick recently for giving short hair body. Blow dry it back, so it stands up, then rub product into the roots, and allow it to set for 10 minutes before styling. May look a lot better if you use a straightening iron first. Makes your hair look all movie starry and whatnot.

Balloon Animals: History and Technique

Brother looks like he's about to challenge an Egyptian Pharaoh to a children's card game

Not sure if the title is a deliberate reference to The Magicians, but definitely strong Elliot Waugh vibes.

All The Pretty Horses. Gotta challenge people's preconceived notions

I fucking love those boots, overall excellent fit!

The boots probably have a zipper in the back or hidden somewhere, buckles and laces on the pants can be just decorative.

ikr I usually don't like those boots but they go with that outfit really well.

Why? You know a good one?

Suave.

I wish