it's the wabbajack

Mad runescape vibes to it.

another w for the ancient staff

The guy over the wizards shoulder has me cracking up

Same vibes

Meme potential.

No, no this guy. He's considering whether this is acceptable or not

I'd argue not. This was a Rap Battle, not a magic battle. Foul on the field.

Aren't all magic battles rap battles tho? It's easy to get confused

Abracadabitch

SILENCE! or I will use the staff again.

Haha I knew you meant this guy. He's just here for the love of the battle.

Deserving for that whack as shit line

Putting the diss in Disintegration Ray

These rhymes are fresh

My staff is not

Enjoy another dimension

As I kill you with a thought

When you zot, but she just keep casting

Gotdam mahjarrats

Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain't no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can't you git! 🙅

(OHHHHHHHHH!)

The faces

lets hear you do better

Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
Looking like a model for Alzheimer's disease
Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease
Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
You're baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
But here's a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
Oh your hair keeps thinnin
Them thin lips grinnin
Your eyeballs spinnin
And I keep on winnin
Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
Is my speech to new for you? Your mum's an eager lass
You wanna come at me for I'm speaking too crass?
But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your ass

Booyah

These times are trying

I sure am dying

But I ain't lying

I seen the magic of the mountain

Spitting words like the son fountain

For consciousness is base reality

And thus consideration is vitality

As intention is all there is

That's why I'm in spiritual biz

Vaguely related, because I think it looks cool:

I love those blacklight color palettes. Is this image, y'know... legit? :O It's pretty rad.

Wizard, get off the stage, your health is soft,
You need to quaff a potion to cure your cough.
Oh, you think your precious little staff can halt the gaffe where everybody looked at you and began to laugh?
Old man, take a look at yourself, you're not top shelf, you're lesser than a cobbler's helper elf.

"Abrah-ca-fuck you!"

-- Taako, Chaotic Good Wizard, The Adventure Zone

Dunno! The art in question was used as the cover to an album.

Music to Defeat the Dark Wizard | 80s Heavy Metal & Retro Synthwave Dark Power

wow! you delivered

what a flow to that last line! we're in the presence of greats!

Dudes will see this and think 'Hell yeah'

Source: I am a dude

Yeah, no artist mentioned anywhere, an album uploaded per day, definitely fully AI generated content...

Which is weird cos there is a band from the 80s called Dark Wizard who actually are fucken cool.

Is that the Wabbajack?

Zap Battle

8pm Tonite