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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) feddit.uk flamingos@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-12
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swagophile on Tumblr: "spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined."
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StillAlive piefed.world StillAlive@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-11-09
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Didn't know the keyboard market was hit so bad that Ducky pivoted to selling underwear.

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
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But... but what if they're evil duckies?

evil duck

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πŸ”πŸ¦˜πŸ›Ž lemmy.world Zoomboingding@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Upskirt as a power move

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DarkSirrush piefed.ca DarkSirrush@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-07
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Didn't know the keyboard market was hit so bad that Ducky pivoted to selling underwear.

Their keyboards have doubled in price since i bought my last one - which makes me sad because there was an incident with tea not long ago, and I need a replacement T.T

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Soup lemmy.world Soup@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
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β€œI’m trying to be scary but this asshole won’t stop talking about goth mommies.”

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