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marighost piefed.social marighost@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-05
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tumblr post. two images of a charmander cake, there's a candle in hit tail. user fantomeheart says "the only acceptable birthday cake" user inuis replies "so when you blow out that candle you'll be killing that charmander happy birthdat u sick fuk"
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TheTechnician27 lemmy.world TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-25
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The Charmander is made out of fondant. This is for their own good.

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trem lemmy.blahaj.zone trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-20
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I mean, you will cut a chunk out of it right after, so this feels like the more humane way to murder it...

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Battle_Masker lemmy.blahaj.zone Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-05-26
#4 · Quote Reply

Do you want me to eat a live charmander?

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CIA_chatbot lemmy.world CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#5 · Quote Reply

Do you want me to eat a live charmander?

…yes

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Trex lemmy.world Trex202@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-03
#6 · Quote Reply

Snuffed out, if you will

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justaman123 lemmy.world justaman123@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-09
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I mean, you will cut a chunk out of it right after, so this feels like the more humane way to murder it...

Yeah, like I'm bout to eat the guy, it would be way worse if he was alive

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