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Egriaga lemmy.ml Egriaga@lemmy.ml
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#2 · Quote Reply

Then one day, just by chance,

I tried to fart and shat my pants.
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human slrpnk.net human@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-08-20
#3 · Quote Reply

There are more things in colon to berth than are sniffed of in your privy, Horatio
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Hikermick lemmy.world Hikermick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
#4 · Quote Reply

The rest is...
Wasted a dime
But what the hell
At least I can sit
And enjoy the smell
(An oldie from the days when it cost a dime to use the stall)
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Proprietary_Blend lemmy.world Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-25
#5 · Quote Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 wrote:
Then one day, just by chance, I tried to fart and shat my pants.

I took a chance... Is the one I know.
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SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-03
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply
Hikermick wrote:
The rest is... Wasted a dime But what the hell At least I can sit And enjoy the smell (An oldie from the days when it cost a dime to use the stall)

Now I sit and hesitate, do I shit or masturbate

— at school, cca 2015
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Dr. Bob lemmy.ca DrBob@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-05
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 wrote:
Then one day, just by chance, I tried to fart and shat my pants.

I learned it as

Yesterday I took a chance, saved my dime and shit my pants.
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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
#8 · Quote Reply

Another one from the good old days: "Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate."
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