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cm0002 libretechni.ca cm0002@libretechni.ca
Joined: 2025-11-13
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OhmsLawn lemmy.world OhmsLawn@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#2 · Quote Reply

Thanks, but I always try to shit on company time.
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Ariselas piefed.ca Ariselas@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-03-14
#3 · Quote Reply
OhmsLawn wrote:
Thanks, but I always try to shit on company time.

Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.
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HumanOnEarth lemmy.ca HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-08-23
#4 · Quote Reply
Ariselas wrote:
Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.

That's why you use the smooth toilet seat in protest. Solves the problem real quick.
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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
#5 · Quote Reply
Ariselas wrote:
Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.

The third best part of work from home is using my preferred toilet paper.

First is not needing to commute.

Second is not needing to dress up.
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PiraHxCx lemmy.dbzer0.com PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-01-03
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

If you spend 40min a day in the company's bathroom, you get a full-month pay for shitting in a year.
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Bobby Two Times sh.itjust.works Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-15
#7 · Quote Reply
Ariselas wrote:
Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn't worth it.

At work, we call the TP "John Wayne", as it is tough and doesn't take shit from anyone.
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CubitOom infosec.pub CubitOom@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-06-08
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Everything from the New York Post is a shitpost
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HulkSmashBurgers reddthat.com HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

If I have to put up with thier shit then they have to put up with mine.
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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#10 · Quote Reply

I'd rather poop more comfortably at home if possible.
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