r/AteTheOnionButInAGoodWay

r/LostLemmings

with "the onion" on the title?

The Onion delivers, again.

these are crazy times. The Onion owns InfoWars, up is down, down is up.

And Alex Jones just sponaeously exploded in his car after eating dozens of pounds of food from Whataburger

Heroes

And now there is a fake Alex Jones claiming to be the real Alex Jones.

Fallstaff went on to praise his fellow doctors’ bravery and quick thinking for pronouncing Graham dead shortly after.

Holy shit haha

To be so universally disliked that the onion can post a scathing mockery of your life and it not create all that much backlash. Poor poor Lindsey Graham.

Won’t someone think of all the lil Israelis left swimming around in Lindsey’s ass

I was eating my lunch and actually laughed. Beautiful

The lemmy.world politics mods are going to need a fainting couch if they see this.

Don't tell me they've fallen in step that closely.

Well I wasn't thinking of that before.. but now..

He was just an annoying old squeaky hate mongering warlover

There's a scene in Idiocracy, I think set in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House, where Rita and Not Sure are talking. Secretary Sure is standing at the window looking down at the "crops" the water out of the toilet is supposed to grow, and Rita is sitting on the bed eating a homogenous yellow substance out of a gallon-size tub with her finger.

That's what I imagine as Alex Jones' diet.

They banned celebrations of Lindsey Grahams death

It's a shame all the "Never Trump" Republicans just fell in line.

Sadly I've already seen people posting threats to get people who mock Lindsey's death fired

That's inaccurate, they had a long standing rule about celebrating any death. Not a special one for Graham.

Fuck that when they go low we go high bullshit though

So were his intimates gender appropriate?

The late night people (daily show, seth meyers etc) talked about it and didn't even pretend to be sad about it

He was wearing a strap on but backwards and inside out

ANY hint of celebration. Being okay with it was okay, but removing comments and banning people who being happy that the world is a better place without him and saying the horrible things he did.

Even if they had a rule in place, they decided to enforce it.

This means no celebrations of Trumps eventual death either.