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Druid lemmy.zip v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
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I get the sentiment. Maybe flag as NSFW though

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#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

  1. It is plainly a biological hazzard.

  2. Most people generally feel no attraction to a dead animal so maybe talk to a therapist about that.

But technically not moral issues, sure. You got us there, corpsefucker. Though, if it were capable of expressing its desire to not be fucked as a corpse before it died, we would want to respect that as part of the same social contract wherein we don't want our corpse fucked.

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#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

Show me in the Bible or Quran where it says I can't fuck roadkill and I'll stop fucking roadkill. And don't cheat with some "defile corpses" type of language. It's just a cream filling.

As truckers say, it's nature's pocket pussy. Brb I have to make America healthy again by eliminating vaccines and also removing any protections that prevent the spread of parasitic brain worms

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#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

Is it morally wrong? I think it's extremely gross, but it isn't harming anyone. I think if we are going to say it's morally wrong, it'd have to be because of the rights an animal has in death to its corpse not being desecrated - but we have no problem with mutilating and eating animal corpses, so this only differs in terms of its disgustingness and depravity.

I actually don't think the bible has a compelling stance on this subject. The only relevant things the bible had to say that I can think of are that sex is restricted to marriage and the stuff about not spilling seed. So... the reason a Christian couldn't have sex with roadkill is because they aren't married to it or because it can't get pregnant? That's a pretty weak argument. And if there isn't anything else in the Bible about it... then we're left with soemthing like "necrophilic beastiality is gross" - which, while true, is not a strong moral claim and not something Jesus is recorded as having said, believe it or not.

Too frequently people conflate feelings of disgust with proof of unethical/immoral behavior - in this case it happens to work because the act in question is extremely repugnant, but it's also similar to how religious people justify all sorts of bad actions and bigotry even when their own religious dogma is silent or unclear on the morality of specific things.

It is a normal human impulse to want horrible and disgusting things like this to be immoral, but we do need actual, consistent reasons that make sense if we are going to call something immoral.

Secular ethics are better able to handle this because they can easily include things like animal rights extending beyond death - or we can be comfortable saying this is a disgusting and depraved act, worthy of punishment even, that doesn't have moral weight due to the lack of harm or rights violations (if we say animals don't have rights to dignity in death).

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It's neither morally "right" or "wrong". It's just creepy.
Creepy like christianity and it's creepy followers.
I'm never shocked by the creepy thoughts of xians, obsession with sex and other people having sex, and now sex with roadkill.
Was this a post by RFK Jr??? Did you eat it's penis bob?

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Is it morally wrong? I think it's extremely gross, but it isn't harming anyone. I think if we are going to say it's morally wrong, it'd have to be because of the rights an animal has in death to its corpse not being desecrated - but we have no problem with mutilating and eating animal corpses, so this only differs in terms of its disgustingness and depravity. I actually don't think the bible ha...

A compelling moral argument could be made in the case where they have human sexual partners; I would not consider having sex with road kill to be especially safe from a communicable disease standpoint, and engaging in this behavior endangers the partner’s life.

I’m willing to bet the partner doesn’t know, too.

That said, pretty sure the whole spilling seed things comes from a pretty blatant misunderstanding of genesis 38:8–10. It’s part of the story of Judah and Tamar.

Tamar was given to Er- Judah’s first son, who got offed by god for some undisclosed wickedness.so Judah tells his other son- Onan- to fulfill his obligation as Er’a brother and get Tamar preggers.

The idea here is that Onan would give Er and heir, who would inherit most of Judah’s shit. Onan, being not entirely stupid understood that if Tamar never gave birth to a son, then the greedy fuck would instead inherit Judah’s shit.

So Onan gamed the system with his pull out game, and god was like, “you little shit!” And smoked the greedy fucker. It had nothing to do with Onan pulling out and everything to do with him being greedy. If he tried the rhythm method, he’d have still gotten smoked...

And all this because the best social safety nets for single mother’s they could come up with was “hey. If the brother gets her pregnant, a son could be an heir and then she could take care of everything until the son is old enough!” Because women were property and couldn’t inherit anything.

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I get the sentiment. Maybe flag as NSFW though

What's not safe? The profanity, or does the roadkill look too slutty?

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I am not an expert on every verse of the Bible, but I don't recall there being a passage that forbids a believer from fucking roadkill. And even if there is, I'm confident that he doesn't know about it, either. So, I suspect that the actual reason that guy doesn't fuck roadkill is nearly the same reason that I don't fuck roadkill.

I don't fuck roadkill because I don't want to. He, on the other hand, also doesn't want to, but he goes the extra step to say that because he doesn't want to, and it's sexual, then actually it's God that doesn't want him to do it.

In my experience, Christians do this frequently. They have some feeling, and then assume that God must want them to feel that way. I can only say that the thought itself must be blasphemous. And when you look at it in that light, it's actually pretty blasphemous if that Christian doesn't stop to fuck all of the roadkill he comes across. Who is he to guess the mind of God? Even if he doesn't want to, he's got to go pump his meat into that dead deer.

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#10 · Quote Reply

As others have said, the response is to ask where in the bible it states you should not have sex with roadkill.

When they point to a passage about something they think is related (but obviously cannot be explicitly about roadkill) ask them if they think that having sex with roadkill is morally equivalent to the passage they cited. I would be surprised if they say yes..

If they do say yes, ask if the only reason they do not do these things is because the Bible told them so.
If they say no, ask them what the extra moral information they are drawing from is.

Also ask them why atheists are not caught doing this (at a rate higher than religious groups).

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I see people focusing on how the bible addresses this, but I think I understand what the guy is trying to do, so I'll see if I can explain.
I think the logic goes something like, if they [the hypothetical atheist] say that it violates the honor or dignity of the animal, it would be some admission that there is a higher moral code and in a theist's view morals come from God

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#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

Is humanity this far gone?

I don't think much can be accomplished by discussing the moral and ethical nuance of roadkill fucking.

For some reason we can't get morally squared away on fucking kids. No need to get distracted with hypothetical "I-40 Bambi" scenarios.

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#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

I am not an expert on every verse of the Bible, but I don't recall there being a passage that forbids a believer from fucking roadkill. And even if there is, I'm confident that he doesn't know about it, either. So, I suspect that the actual reason that guy doesn't fuck roadkill is nearly the same reason that I don't fuck roadkill. I don't fuck roadkill because I don't want to. He, on the other ...

I am not an expert on every verse of the Bible

You don't need to be an expert to a) have read it or b) just look it up before writing a lengthy, uninformed comment:

Exodus ["Laws for a Just Community"]:

[22:19] Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death.

Leviticus:

[18:23] And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion. [...] [20:15–16] If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Deuteronomy [Moses speaking]:

[27:21] “‘Cursed be anyone who lies with any kind of animal.’ And all the people shall say, ‘Amen.’

If you can read and claim that the above doesn't prohibit it, then you're arguing in bad faith. You can make plenty of solid arguments about e.g. consistency with laws of the Torah (e.g. mixed fabrics, shellfish); this one ain't it, chief.

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Druid lemmy.zip v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
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#14 · Quote Reply

What's not safe? The profanity, or does the roadkill look too slutty?

Because it's an animal's corpse in full view which might disturb some people scrolling by. Just because it's not a human doesn't mean it's less of a corpse

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necrophelia, beastility are often the trifecta of phelias with pedophelia. often found done by evangelicals/conservatives, .. they are probably also attributing "Aethism" to that as well, but they arnt saying ti out loud.

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#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Is it morally wrong? I think it's extremely gross, but it isn't harming anyone. I think if we are going to say it's morally wrong, it'd have to be because of the rights an animal has in death to its corpse not being desecrated - but we have no problem with mutilating and eating animal corpses, so this only differs in terms of its disgustingness and depravity. I actually don't think the bible ha...

Funnily, this drives at a niche thought experiment in vegan circles: "Is eating roadkill vegan?" That is, is veganism not fully a subset of a plant-based diet*? The Vegan Society's definition is roughly what most vegans would go by even if they've never heard it:

Veganism is a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of animals, humans and the environment.

To be absolutely clear, no vegan takes this thought experiment seriously. Vegans would prefer the animal be left alone to be consumed by e.g. other animals, and some hypothetical vegan delusional enough to pull that card would be ostracized immediately and plausibly worse than if they'd bought meat to eat for themselves.


* Notably, no, it isn't. Regardless of this particular scenario, there are edge case scenarios you can come up with that vegans would consider vegan but are definitionally not plant-based – because veganism stipulates "as far as is possible and practicable" while a PBD is a bright line.

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Show me in the Bible or Quran where it says I can't fuck roadkill and I'll stop fucking roadkill. And don't cheat with some "defile corpses" type of language. It's just a cream filling. As truckers say, it's nature's pocket pussy. Brb I have to make America healthy again by eliminating vaccines and also removing any protections that prevent the spread of parasitic brain worms

I'm no parasitic brain worm expert but this does seem like something that a brain worm riddled person would say.

Can anyone who's fucked roadkill but is definitely not infested with parasitic brain worms care to give us their opinion?

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I am not an expert on every verse of the Bible You don't need to be an expert to a) have read it or b) just look it up before writing a lengthy, uninformed comment: Exodus ["Laws for a Just Community"]: [22:19] Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death. Leviticus: [18:23] And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to ...

But it's it still lying with an animal if it's dead?

More importantly, are we saying everything in Leviticus is immortal/unethical, including those you cite at the end? Because most Christians don't.

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#19 · Quote Reply

I don't really think of this scenario as a morality issue. It's just gross.

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I've met Christians that think like this. I think the "logic" goes something like this:

  • God says not to do a lot of things because they're wrong
  • I try not to do those things, and some of them are totally gross
  • Atheists don't believe in God, so there's nothing stopping them from doing those things, including the gross ones

The just totally miss that atheists generally don't want to do those things any more than they do. It reminds me of what Penn Jillette said in an interview:

The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn’t have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine. I don't want to do that. Right now, without any god, I don't want to jump across this table and strangle you. I have no desire to strangle you. I have no desire to flip you over and rape you.

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It is plainly a biological hazzard. Most people generally feel no attraction to a dead animal so maybe talk to a therapist about that. But technically not moral issues, sure. You got us there, corpsefucker. Though, if it were capable of expressing its desire to not be fucked as a corpse before it died, we would want to respect that as part of the same social contract wherein we don't want our c...

I'm not sexually attracted to living deer either. Being religious sounds confusing as hell.

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#22 · Quote Reply

RFK is in the chat

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#23 · Quote Reply

I am not an expert on every verse of the Bible, but I don't recall there being a passage that forbids a believer from fucking roadkill. And even if there is, I'm confident that he doesn't know about it, either. So, I suspect that the actual reason that guy doesn't fuck roadkill is nearly the same reason that I don't fuck roadkill. I don't fuck roadkill because I don't want to. He, on the other ...

So, I suspect that the actual reason that guy doesn’t fuck roadkill is nearly the same reason that I don’t fuck roadkill.

Bold of you to assume that guy doesn't fuck roadkill.

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#24 · Quote Reply

I am not an expert on every verse of the Bible You don't need to be an expert to a) have read it or b) just look it up before writing a lengthy, uninformed comment: Exodus ["Laws for a Just Community"]: [22:19] Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death. Leviticus: [18:23] And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to ...

By your logic that means the Bible thinks it's okay to have sex with a dead human.

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#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

I saw another similar post to this earlier and my first thoughts were:

  1. Similar to the shooting the baby that's immortal when wearing the cross necklace scenario, what the actual fuck is wrong with you for even coming up with these types of scenarios in the first place!
  2. I don't need any God, Goddess, or deity to tell me not to fuck animals, dead or alive, because we as humans kinda collectively decided a very long time ago that it's wrong in so many ways to have sex with anything that isn't human. And that's a worldwide thing that humans decided on, regardless of what religion was practiced.
  3. If you need a God/Goddess/Deity to tell you not to do something the rest of the world has already deemed a heinous crime against nature, you are probably only following that holy instructions out of fear of not reaching whatever your religions heaven equivalent is. And I am a firm believer that if there is a heaven, those who do/don't do things only with the thought of getting into that place in the afterlife certainly ain't getting in, I'd hope. I wouldn't wanna somehow end up in Heaven only to find nobody actually did good for the sake of good and instead selfishly only thought about themselves when doing good deeds.
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What the fuck did I just read?

Look at my user name and post history. I repeat my comment. What the fuck.

I thought my brain rot had shriveled my brain to the size of a raisin, and yet Christians beat me handily.

Wow.

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FistingEnthusiast lemmy.world FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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#27 · Quote Reply

I'm not sexually attracted to living deer either. Being religious sounds confusing as hell.

It's easy to avoid the confusion caused by the absurdities involved by being fucking stupid

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#28 · Quote Reply

What's not safe? The profanity, or does the roadkill look too slutty?

It was difficult to masturbate to

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#29 · Quote Reply

Because it's an animal's corpse in full view which might disturb some people scrolling by. Just because it's not a human doesn't mean it's less of a corpse

Oh, harden the fuck up...

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#30 · Quote Reply

It's easy to avoid the confusion caused by the absurdities involved by being fucking stupid

I even fail at that. I'm really worthless 😭

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#31 · Quote Reply

Listen... Necrophilic beastiality might just be the best death metal song name ive heard

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Druid lemmy.zip v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
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#32 · Quote Reply

Oh, harden the fuck up...

Fuck off

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#33 · (edited) Quote Reply

It was difficult to masturbate to

I had no difficulties myself, perchance you were suffering from a simple skill issue? Just keep up your training routine, you will get there eventually.

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I've met Christians that think like this. I think the "logic" goes something like this: God says not to do a lot of things because they're wrong I try not to do those things, and some of them are totally gross Atheists don't believe in God, so there's nothing stopping them from doing those things, including the gross ones The just totally miss that atheists generally don't want to do those thin...

The sad part is the hypocrisy. They throw the book at you to explain why they are "non violent" and "love" their neighbors. Then when you point out the millennia of rape and killings the Church committed against their neighbors, they say it was in service of God. Which fucking thing is it: god makes you a good person, or god ordains killing and raping (reserved for Christians only)?

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Conservatives on another level, subhuman.

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I see people focusing on how the bible addresses this, but I think I understand what the guy is trying to do, so I'll see if I can explain. I think the logic goes something like, if they [the hypothetical atheist] say that it violates the honor or dignity of the animal, it would be some admission that there is a higher moral code and in a theist's view morals come from God

What's interesting is when you delve into the source of the higher moral code, you come to the conclusion that it must exist outside of a god. Let's concede that there is a god for the sake of the argument, are they someone worth worshipping for being good if they themselves created good? This opens a whole new level of arguments such as do you worship him because you fear reprisal from god? Do you not worry that god could change his mind and make murder legal suddenly, since it is entirely up to him, and would that then make it morally required to do?

Arguably, even if someone was religious, it is not difficult to reason that morality exists separately and empirically, so I don't need a book to tell me that banging roadkill is wrong to know it is wrong.

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#37 · Quote Reply

"Without god, what's to stop you from committing all the rape and murder you want?"

I already commit all the rape and murder I want, which is none.

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#38 · Quote Reply

I'm no parasitic brain worm expert but this does seem like something that a brain worm riddled person would say. Can anyone who's fucked roadkill but is definitely not infested with parasitic brain worms care to give us their opinion?

I can guarantee you I don't have a brain worm controlling me and I never fucked a roadkill. Fucking a roadkill and banning vaccines seems morally ok, let's normalize it.

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the_riviera_kid lemmy.world the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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#39 · Quote Reply

"Who hasn't fucked a deer corpse or two?"

  • This guy apparently
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#40 · Quote Reply

Good point, it might not be immoral

It is, however, fucking disgusting and that's one good reason not to do it.

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#41 · (edited) Quote Reply

I don't really think of this scenario as a morality issue. It's just gross.

Exactly. We're free to do whatever in this world, as long as it doesn't negatively affect other beings. That one dude from years ago who likes to stand in people's poop tanks? Sure! Just don't force any of that on anyone or anything. side eyeing religion

Plus, fucking dead animals is arguably less bad than what the food industry does to living beings. It might be dangerous and spread disease, though.

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#42 · (edited) Quote Reply

Tom Green enters the chat...

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#43 · Quote Reply

Has my guy never seen the sheep intestine condoms? You can fuck a dead animal while fucking someone else at the same time!

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#44 · Quote Reply

Fuck off

Somebody is ashamed of their dead deer boner.

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#45 · Quote Reply

Do they not know your own feelings can be a factor? I know the dead deer won't feel anything, that's not what the issue is lol

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#46 · (edited) Quote Reply

I am not an expert on every verse of the Bible You don't need to be an expert to a) have read it or b) just look it up before writing a lengthy, uninformed comment: Exodus ["Laws for a Just Community"]: [22:19] Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death. Leviticus: [18:23] And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to ...

If it's dead, it's just meat. Loophole. What is the Bible's stance on lying with a hamburger?

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Druid lemmy.zip v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
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#47 · Quote Reply

Somebody is ashamed of their dead deer boner.

Haha necrophilia

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Zozano aussie.zone Zozano@aussie.zone
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#48 · Quote Reply

I love how the poster suggests giving the atheist a logical fallacy...

They sure did...

Multiple...

(Also an ethical dilemma is not the same thing as a fallacy)

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#49 · Quote Reply

I don't really think of this scenario as a morality issue. It's just gross.

To Christians, gross and wrong are the same thing. I remember reading about a study done awhile ago that demonstrated that some percentage of the population base their morality upon a disgust response.

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#50 · Quote Reply

I love how the poster suggests giving the atheist a logical fallacy... They sure did... Multiple... (Also an ethical dilemma is not the same thing as a fallacy)

Also the use of an actual logical fallacy would undermine any attempt to argue God exists.

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Zozano aussie.zone Zozano@aussie.zone
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#51 · Quote Reply

Also the use of an actual logical fallacy would undermine any attempt to argue God exists.

Dude shut up just let me fuck the warm deer while god isn't looking.

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