Nonbelievers are needed for an Apocalypse. Otherwise who should be punished? Prophets should rejoice.

*fewer

less morer

farther

Nice! Would this be a dad joke as well?

Here lies Lester Moore

No less
No more

faster

"Gods tend to be more interested in prophets, not profits, a-ha."
There were some blank looks from his fellow directors.
"Didn't quite get that one, old chap," said Stowley.
"Prophets, I said, not profits," said Gilt. He waved his hand. "Don't worry yourselves, it will look better written down.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Possibly! Gonna crosspost it to !dadjokes@lemmy.world just to be sure!

god loves punishing the innocent, though, so that's really not a big problem for him.

as someone seeing this at night that image is creepy.