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Everyone post their favourite knock knock jokes, go! :D

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Hell, I'd be wondering all night how the pigeon spoke chickenese, too. 😵‍💫

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SatyrSack quokk.au SatyrSack@quokk.au
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OryxAndCake slrpnk.net OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net
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Is this a riff on Count With Chicken Lady?

I couldn't remember any 'knock knock' jokes aside from 'interrupting cow' and everyone knows it at this point, so I looked up a bunch of them and the only one I chuckled at, went as follows:

Knock knock

Who's there?

A little old lady who

A little old lady who who?

I didn't know you could yodel.

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BradleyUffner lemmy.world BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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This joke is streets ahead!

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GraniteM lemmy.world GraniteM@lemmy.world
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahtch.

Ahtch who?

Gesundheit.

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nonfuinoncuro lemmy.zip nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip
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Is this a riff on Count With Chicken Lady? I couldn't remember any 'knock knock' jokes aside from 'interrupting cow' and everyone knows it at this point, so I looked up a bunch of them and the only one I chuckled at, went as follows: Knock knock Who's there? A little old lady who A little old lady who who? I didn't know you could yodel.

https://youtu.be/Ppm5_AGtbTo

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