tell me you were raised on cocoa pebbles and chicken nuggets without saying you were raised on cocoa pebbles and chicken nuggets

Now you’re just making rash assumptions. I was not raised on cocoa pebbles.

Cocoa pebbles are nasty. I was raised on Frankenberry and Cap’n Crunch.

Couldn't be me. I was raised on fruity pebbles and pizza rolls.

JULY 13, 2026, THE YEAR OF THE BEAN BURRITO LORD, HAS SPOKEN TO US ON THREADS

Cuts the roof of your mouth

Gotta build up that scar tissue

American veggies are contaminated m8

People who get diarrhea from Taco Bell need to look at their diet. Eat some fiber.

The crazy thing is, Taco Bell hasn't had a single confirmed case of Cyclospora tied back to their food. But they're leading the charge in working to prevent it. Probably a PR initiative that went overboard; now everyone is associating the diarrhea virus with Taco Bell.

Boo berry .

So this is how they win the Fast Food Wars.

Leading from the rear

Don't taco bell food have fiber already?

Yes, but if you are getting diarrhea from Taco Bell, it is because you do not normally have fiber in your diet.

I hate it when people use CE in dates instead of AFAD. It's disrespectful of tradition to call it the Common Era instead of Anno Fabae Asini Domus.

~I really hope no one who reads this studied Latin, the casing is definitely wrong.~

Exactly. Taco Bell has never given me an upset stomach.

here's the thing though. CE is an acknowledgement that this is the calendar that everyone has been forced to use in business thanks to colonial violence. Anno Domini and all its derivitive names prop up a theocratic hegemony that needs to be destroyed

You're welcome to your opinion, but it's very disrespectful not to refer to the Bean Burrito Lord (peas be upon him) by his full title, in Latin or English. "Domini" without qualification could be any random lord off the street.

Actually, I appreciate that the date was included. So many posts get shared for years, to the point that nobody can tell if it's current or old news, all because the only time stamp says something like, "Thirty minutes ago" or "Two days ago."

Granted, if this post gets reused someday, it'd be a trivial task to edit the date stamp out. But at least there was an attempt to keep it tied to current times.

I always thought the taco bell meme was because the menu included foods that affect poops (ex. beans, spice, etc), not that they were unhygienic. Or any more unhygienic than some other fast food place

I guess people don't see that distinction?

I always thought it was people who eat fast food and their gut normally has the same amount of fiber as your typical cement mix being exposed to black beans and lettuce. Kind of like putting mentos in diet coke.

That is 100% what it is, but a lot of people are idiots that have no idea how different types of food affect their body, apart from the end result. They don't understand how anything works, just that they have issues after X, so X itself must be the issue.

There's also a bunch of people that just blindly repeat things, either because they believe stuff at face value or because they think it will get views. Taco Bell gives you diarrhea, hehehe, type shit.

That's the issue. The average American diet is very low on fiber. Many of the foods at Taco Bell however are fairly high in fiber.

Inconsistency in fiber consumption causes gastrointestinal issues.

Maybe it was a bad time to announce the Diareeto Loco burrito.

This conversation is going in circles.

No quiero Cyclospora.

For Taco Bell, this is probably purely a "money saving" strategy. Reduce the number of ingredients, some of which are expensive by fast food ingredient standards, but keep the prices of the items the same.

If there are enough people that don't know or don't realize it, the impact on sales versus the impact on costs might actually work out financially. And given that there are to this day in 2026 still Taco Bell customers tells me that there are quite a few suckers who won't know or won't realize. So, solid business decision, IMHO.

it's utterly fucking depressing how little fibre the average person gets, it's IMO the single largest improvement you can make to your diet.
It makes the whole supplement thing agonizing as well, because they COULD be selling psyllium husk pills and actually improve people's health, but NOPE.

Fibre lacker.