I take off my robe and wizard hat.

Help me balance my wizard budget

Where the fuck is the sick ass belt???

How the hell am I supposed to conjure a spell if my robe is flapping everywhere?

God I'm old.

Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)

If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren't (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.

Depends on location.

Here in NZ 'plus sizes' are... big here.

As in, available in ordinary department stores.

Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops

What, no garters and stockings?

That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.

Probably didn't get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don't have doors on the ground floor.

Listen while I drop some magic on your hinies

Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur

It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)

That sounds way to good as a company or band name.

That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this

Oh I already owned the belt.

Under the thick ass-robe

Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?

Wearing Naughty Nightwear everywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.

Yeah. One of the standard department stores near me has larger ones than on that chart in local sizing.

Kazuma's "Steal" ability would have interesting results against this wizard.

Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.

That entire thing was super mean iirc

Sans belt, it'd certainly conjure something up in me.

Where can I get a sweet robe 26.50?

This post is bullshit.

I only get my wizard hat from louis vuitton

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DYJWBYHY/?psc=1