Another week smashed! Today's game is monkey's paw. Person A makes a wish eg "I wish I had a million dollars" Person B corrupts it eg "you do but you can't spend it till you're 97"

Either make your own wish, reply to a comment, or respond to the prompt wish "I wish I was a little bit taller"

You get to be, but it becomes a Camp Sister Spirit ordeal constantly defending your lands.

Granted.

You are welcomed into a lesbian polycule commune as its live-in treasurer, IT support, and emergency roof-repair person.

Everyone loves you deeply.

Platonically.

Granted.

Your right foot and left foot now have a 2 inch disparity.

You are taller but at the cost of hip alignment.

I wish to end misfortune for the downtrodden.

The all die a horrible, agony filled death and now the whole world is littered with corpses.

Problem solved! <3

I wish to have free HRT, face/top/bottom surgeries and safe reproductive organ transplants available to no cost and with little gatekeeping to everyone

Everyone who transitions is 1000% more likely to being bit by a mosquito.

I wish every toilet was paired with or had a bidet.

But it only shoots out water at 200psi

Joke's on you, I actually got bit so much less by mosquitoes once I was on HRT!

Though I feel like it depends on whether it's oral or transdermal. I never got bitten once when I was doing it transdermally, and when orally, only a little, but still much less than before the dark days.

Your wish is granted, but the bidet sprays any liquid but water. Every time the button is pushed, a different random liquid sprays out: it could be Blood, Gatorade, Vodka, Lemon juice, Mountain Dew, etc 😄

I wish I was a baller... 🤣

Granted, they willingly choose not to use it.