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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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Nhim | Pivix | Nitter

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
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It was the only stall available when I went in. Of course, by the time this guy shows up, the bathroom is empty, so I look like the ass.

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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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It was the only stall available when I went in. Of course, by the time this guy shows up, the bathroom is empty, so I look like the ass.

On the other hand, I used to just use the bathroom nearest my desk, which had only one disabled stall. One day I was in there taking the Browns to the Superbowl when Wheelchair Guy from customer service came in, cussed at the occupied stall, and wheeled out, likely to the larger facility at the other end of the building.

Every day after that, I just walked all the way down to the other shitter myself.

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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I remember a skit where the guy’s “solution” was to exit the stall acting like he had Palsy.

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Yucky_Dimension lemmy.world Yucky_Dimension@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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"I'm disabled."

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SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
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"I'm disabled."

Leg disabled?

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bran_buckler lemmy.world bran_buckler@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-11
#7 · Quote Reply

Leg disabled?

Mentally

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Grail multiverse.soulism.net Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
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I use the disabled toilet because I'm nonbinary.

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SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
#9 · Quote Reply

Mentally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZzl9AyXeg

It's a reference to the IT Crowd 💖

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Yucky_Dimension lemmy.world Yucky_Dimension@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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I remember a skit where the guy’s “solution” was to exit the stall acting like he had Palsy.

That one.

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GraniteM lemmy.world GraniteM@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-11
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Leg disabled?

Completely legs disabled!

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TheLeadenSea sh.itjust.works TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
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I use the disabled toilet because I'm nonbinary.

Being nonbinary isn't a disability. They should make more gender neutral toilets :/

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RebekahWSD lemmy.world RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-19
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Unlike parking spots, they aren't disabled only, they're disabled accessible! You do not need a special bathroom permit!

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dregan lemmy.world dregan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-04
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"I'm disabled."

Acid...

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Swedneck discuss.tchncs.de Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-10
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I remember a skit where the guy’s “solution” was to exit the stall acting like he had Palsy.

just snap your shin in half

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