Why you gotta be so anti-socialist?!

"extrovert with close friends" is just introvert

Graduate degree

You can not select "socialist" on bumble.

Socialish

Graduate degrees just prove someone is very knowledgeable about one specific field of study. Nobody said they couldn't be idiots over anything else.

Damn 😔

Socialism is when you are social. The more social you are, the more socialism it is. If you are very social, you live in a commune

It also says "Hindu" so English might be their second language

I'm not a full on socialist, more of a socialite.

That reminds me of one of my favorite Michael Scott quotes: "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

This is praxis.

Unfortunately you're right. Maybe I'm deluding myself but I like to believe that higher education strives to be at least somewhat well rounded. I don't know what the programs are like everywhere but in my undergrad as a science major I also had to take courses from various disciplines(English composition, anthropology, philosophy, art, history, etc).

I wouldn’t say I’m socialist. My brother isn’t very social, and I’m socialer than him, though not as social as my little sister. She’s really the socialist.

Ok fine, you are probably right, and this explains it. But it was funnier before your logic.

Botulism is when you are botular.

To live in a commune you have to be communicable.

I have things that are communicable if that counts.

Ding Ding Ding! Our judges will accept that answer!

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Extroverts can't have close friends?

You still have to take general credits though.

You know, like a conversationalist! I converse, I'm social, what else would you call it? 😛

Am I being defensive or is that first question combative?

I read it as being maybe mildly combative but in a flirty way. But also conveying emotion over text is difficult, so I'd assume good intentions until unless given reason not to.

What's your dunbar#?

I had to Google this. Hmmmm well I'm planning a wedding rn and my invites are probably around 200 people. So I guess that.

Can all 200 of these change your undergarments, clean you up, and carry you around?

’cause for me that's close relationships.
Closer are intimate partners.

Graduated... To a certain degree.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar's_number

What you can choose depends on your country, for example in mine it's only "Moderate", "Liberal", and "Conservative", but I've seen polish people with "Leftist". Tbf I haven't seen explicit socialist

You know how easy that shit is?

Yeah, what's your close friendship number?

Extroverts have a much wider pool they can easily get close to.

We are past talking about people you know.
How many of them can change adult diapers for you?

Ok but you realize you used the term "Dunbar number" incorrectly?

But to answer your other question? Idk maybe 2-4 people

I wish I was that naive. Imagine how much less rage-inducing life would be. You could just vibe and get along.

There is a reason the happiest people are usually ignorant to their surroundings. Head in the sand works for a lot of people’s sanity.

And not always, even

Are you a baby?

I'M A CAPITALIST

Do you like capitalising off of others? 🧐

/j

You can fix all that in the disiplines

To be fair, when i first heard about socialism thats where my mind wandered too

2-4 people
Hi fellow introvert.

I feel like you struggle with precise definitions of words

some folks can be disabled. We are talking about closeness.

It's quite the opposite. The fact you didn't know how Gen Z uses the term «dunbar» today, makes your vocabulary far less limited than mines.
Now that I got your exact array of closeness, you're an introvert with high tolerance to social interaction. Your social battery is far more tolerant to stimulae.

Extroverts are the exact opposite, they feel alive yapping, mingling, touching, passing tea, doing things in groups. They recharge socializing. Stimulae recharges them. Heck, they love socializing so much, they forget to eat at times, and wonder why they feel so wobbly and shaky.

In terms of closeness, introverts deepen relationships, while extroverts widen their pools of trust. An extrovert can utterly be cradled by the masses, and introvert faints under public pressure.

I feel like I'm getting a lecture from Dunning Kruger incarnate.

Goddamn you're dense.

If you are sending this kind of thing as a first message on dating apps, you are probably getting ignored a lot

hi fellow other intro👋
what brings u to this🧵?