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funkajunk 🇨🇦 lemmy.world funkajunk@lemmy.world
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Jesus would be ashamed

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the_tab_key lemmy.world the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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Marco's racist-ass supply side god

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zwerg feddit.org zwerg@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-07-09
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Its OK, he apologised to god afterward

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
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Book of Karen: verse 1 chapter 0

...and so it was that Karen did flip the table, for she was tired of the terrible service. The people around her in the "Chilli's" all turned their heads in a singular motion towards her. Several loud 'cracks' could be heard; for they hadn't turned their heads in years. Their necks were for up and down..for music and phone; not the unexpected actions of a woman scorned by "Chilli's".

She demanded a blooming onion, not the unkindly service of those who care only for money and time off to spend it.

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
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Somehow it's evil if government acts on the Bible, unless it's the punitive and murderous parts. Government should do those things, clearly /s

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MagicShel lemmy.zip MagicShel@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-10-14
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Book of Karen: verse 1 chapter 0 ...and so it was that Karen did flip the table, for she was tired of the terrible service. The people around her in the "Chilli's" all turned their heads in a singular motion towards her. Several loud 'cracks' could be heard; for they hadn't turned their heads in years. Their necks were for up and down..for music and phone; not the unexpected actions of a woman ...

Chapter 0, Verse 1 starts in medias res? that's some fucking Karen shit right there alright.

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homes piefed.world homes@piefed.world
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Jesus would be ashamed

Jesus would die in an ICE detention center

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Dookieman12 piefed.social Dookieman12@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-07-01
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Jesus would be ashamed

Jesus would be called a woke, radical-left, Democrat terrorist, libtard snowflake, then deported.

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Elvith Ma'for feddit.org elvith@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-21
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Jesus would be ashamed

3 years ago:

Evangelicals Are Now Rejecting ‘Liberal’ Teachings of Jesus

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jtrek startrek.website jtrek@startrek.website
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Somehow it's evil if government acts on the Bible, unless it's the punitive and murderous parts. Government should do those things, clearly /s

I've seen Christians argue that good works should be from the individual not from the government. "But God acted to put this government in place so you can act" typically isn't compelling, because they just make up stuff to justify what they wanted to do anyway.

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slemptastrophe piefed.social slemptastrophe@piefed.social
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As far as holy books go, The Bible sets one of the worst moral standards to follow. These shitheads can't even live up to that.

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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-24
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Book of Karen: verse 1 chapter 0 ...and so it was that Karen did flip the table, for she was tired of the terrible service. The people around her in the "Chilli's" all turned their heads in a singular motion towards her. Several loud 'cracks' could be heard; for they hadn't turned their heads in years. Their necks were for up and down..for music and phone; not the unexpected actions of a woman ...

I'd buy your gospel

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Ioughttamow fedia.io Ioughttamow@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-14
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Well you see, if you blend the camel into a slurry, dilute it down, and then shoot it through it in a thin stream, threading the eye of the needle is no problem

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technocrit lemmy.dbzer0.com technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-02-19
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Fash gonna fash. The actual problem is the fact that we live under the violent control of these creeps.

The most harmful religion by far: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion

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ArcaneSlime lemmy.dbzer0.com ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_WcqTRrDh0

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
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I've seen Christians argue that good works should be from the individual not from the government. "But God acted to put this government in place so you can act" typically isn't compelling, because they just make up stuff to justify what they wanted to do anyway.

Right, they need to think of the government as separate and not subject to the moral principles of religion, unless of course it is something that hurts people they like, in that case it's a moral imperative that the government act. Somehow. They'll explain it in the dumbest fucking way possible and act like you're the problem when you point out what a fucked up cop out it is.

I know this is the atheism community but a part of me always will think that religion is not the problem here, it's terrible people using it as an excuse to do shitty things. They don't need it to really make sense, but sound just logical enough to the dumbed down masses to gain traction and pressure even some of the smarter people into thinking in these toxic ways.

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dumnezero piefed.social dumnezero@piefed.social
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Always has been. Don't let the "good ones" convince you that there's some redeeming quality to Christianity.

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Phoenixz lemmy.ca phoenixz@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-10
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Always has been. Don't let the "good ones" convince you that there's some redeeming quality to Christianity.

Or to any religion, for that matter

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
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Or to any religion, for that matter

I think I'm gonna start calling this the atheist equivalent of "all lives matter".

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
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3 years ago: Evangelicals Are Now Rejecting ‘Liberal’ Teachings of Jesus

Ya gotta ditch that woke hippie shit. I like to embrace my fears and insecurities and then find the parts of scripture that really seem to fit my personal ethos.

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EpeeGnome feddit.online EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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This is the very essence of Christian Nationalism.

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
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Well you see, if you blend the camel into a slurry, dilute it down, and then shoot it through it in a thin stream, threading the eye of the needle is no problem

The Elon Musk solution.

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hardcoreufo lemmy.world hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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I think I'm gonna start calling this the atheist equivalent of "all lives matter".

Organized religion is just a tool utilized to control people. Nothing more.

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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Well you see, if you blend the camel into a slurry, dilute it down, and then shoot it through it in a thin stream, threading the eye of the needle is no problem

So, to get into heaven, we just need to blend billionaires into a slurry?

Sounds reasonable.

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Soggy lemmy.world Soggy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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I think I'm gonna start calling this the atheist equivalent of "all lives matter".

Do what you want, but the normalization of magical thinking is a net negative for society and it's wild that we just accept everyone's fairy tales as worthy of respect.

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eestileib sh.itjust.works eestileib@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-01
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I've seen Christians argue that good works should be from the individual not from the government. "But God acted to put this government in place so you can act" typically isn't compelling, because they just make up stuff to justify what they wanted to do anyway.

Having been forced to study the Bible as a child is so frustrating now.
It's like "you're not even doing the evil things you signed on for the right way!"

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ramble81 lemmy.zip ramble81@lemmy.zip
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I'd buy your gospel

Oh hey, it’s Fatty Chardonnay!

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boonhet sopuli.xyz boonhet@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-16
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Always has been. Don't let the "good ones" convince you that there's some redeeming quality to Christianity.

I mean I'm not the least bit fond of any religion, but a lot of Americans are into the prosperity gospel stuff that has little to do with the other Christian cults like Catholicism or Lutheranism.

The whole "God rewards good people with health and wealth" thing is an American concept, not a Christian concept.

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Chaotic Entropy feddit.uk ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-06
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Marco Rubio is such a pathetic man.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
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Organized religion is just a tool utilized to control people. Nothing more.

They didn't even say "organized religion". They said "all religion".

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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Do what you want, but the normalization of magical thinking is a net negative for society and it's wild that we just accept everyone's fairy tales as worthy of respect.

You can be religious without magical thinking.

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TaterTot piefed.social TaterTot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-23
#33 · (edited) Quote Reply

Do what you want, but the normalization of magical thinking is a net negative for society and it's wild that we just accept everyone's fairy tales as worthy of respect.

To be fair, while the definition of religion is essentially a contested ongoing linguistics debate, it does not necessarily require magical thinking.

Take the Satanic Temple or Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption for example.

Though still, I agree with your point about magical thinking, and as it is so commonplace as to be functionally synonymous with religion... I guess the point is largely moot.

edit: oof, I seem to have forgotten that pedantry should only be used against religion, and never in its defense. I will be sure to hand in my Atheist membership card at the next meeting.

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chunes lemmy.world chunes@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-08
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Or to any religion, for that matter

But Sikhs though. \s

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SnoopSqueak lemmy.today SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-09
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I mean I'm not the least bit fond of any religion, but a lot of Americans are into the prosperity gospel stuff that has little to do with the other Christian cults like Catholicism or Lutheranism. The whole "God rewards good people with health and wealth" thing is an American concept, not a Christian concept.

The bible is an inconsistent mess that can "justify" whatever someone thinks god wants.

Christianity is a death cult. Baseless claims should not be accepted or tolerated, all life depends on the reality that defines us. Magical thinking is deadly. Humanity must mature or it will self-destruct.

In other words, please stop defending christianity at all. They'll kill you and tell everyone you deserved it. They'll go through the whole narcissist's prayer over your corpse: we didn't do it; if we did, it wasn't that bad; if it was, you brought it on yourself.

Take a stand for truth and life. Thank you.

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SnoopSqueak lemmy.today SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-09
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I mean I'm not the least bit fond of any religion, but a lot of Americans are into the prosperity gospel stuff that has little to do with the other Christian cults like Catholicism or Lutheranism. The whole "God rewards good people with health and wealth" thing is an American concept, not a Christian concept.

What about Job, who was rewarded with 7 times what he lost because he trusted god? Including his children. The old ones were still dead, but he was blessed with new ones.

Christianity is rotten from beginning to end. It's significantly worse than most people seem to realize.

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-05-30
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It's always just projecting with those types.

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bridgeburner lemmy.world bridgeburner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-30
#38 · (edited) Quote Reply

Always has been. Don't let the "good ones" convince you that there's some redeeming quality to Christianity.

Literally could be said about Islam. But then leftists gonna freak out lol.

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UnderpantsWeevil lemmy.world UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Fascists are more concerned with knowing all the lore and doing the cosplay correctly than understanding the context of the message or living the virtues as a modern person

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qaeta lemmy.ca qaeta@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-27
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Literally could be said about Islam. But then leftists gonna freak out lol.

It's weird how leftists are like "Hey, can you stop bombing LITERAL CHILDREN please?" and y'all somehow translate that into a rabid support for Islam when their religion has literally nothing to do with the request.

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SpaceCowboy lemmy.ca SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Marco Rubio is such a pathetic man.

Yeah, the rest of Trump's crew are incompetent whack jobs that have no idea what they're saying or doing.

Rubio isn't stupid. He knows what he's doing is wrong.

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Mulligrubs lemmy.world Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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#42 · Quote Reply

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. ~Proverbs 26:11

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yoriaiko lemmy.blahaj.zone yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-03-10
#43 · Quote Reply

Jesus would be ashamed

Jesus died for marcos sins, so marco is clean now and will be proud o all he do now, and even go to heaven! /s

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Soggy lemmy.world Soggy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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To be fair, while the definition of religion is essentially a contested ongoing linguistics debate, it does not necessarily require magical thinking. Take the Satanic Temple or Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption for example. Though still, I agree with your point about magical thinking, and as it is so commonplace as to be functionally synonymous with religion... I guess the point is largely moot. ...

Those examples are protest movements using the trappings of religion to attack religion, not examples of sincere religious belief detached from spirituality.

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Soggy lemmy.world Soggy@lemmy.world
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You can be religious without magical thinking.

Give an example.

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falcunculus jlai.lu falcunculus@jlai.lu
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#46 · (edited) Quote Reply

Yeah, the rest of Trump's crew are incompetent whack jobs that have no idea what they're saying or doing. Rubio isn't stupid. He knows what he's doing is wrong.

Let's dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

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SpaceCowboy lemmy.ca SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Let's dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Yeah... that's what I said.

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FistingEnthusiast lemmy.world FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-18
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Literally could be said about Islam. But then leftists gonna freak out lol.

You're stupid

Don't breed

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QueenHawlSera piefed.social QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
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Always has been. Don't let the "good ones" convince you that there's some redeeming quality to Christianity.

I made a catholic friend who had me convinced that maybe there was something to Christianity. It was an illusion, there is no God, and all religion does is convince you to hurt yourself and others under the delusion that an imaginary invisible man in the sky will make it up to you in the afterlife.

But the truth is there is no afterlife, neurology has completely debunked the idea of a soul.

Sucks, I really wish there was an afterlife, but this is all we get. All spirituality is, is longing for an afterlife where you get a spirit guide and super powers...... It's nonsense, you wait for it and you'll waste your only time with which you will ever get to exist.

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QueenHawlSera piefed.social QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
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#50 · Quote Reply

Do what you want, but the normalization of magical thinking is a net negative for society and it's wild that we just accept everyone's fairy tales as worthy of respect.

We call Christianity "Worthy of Respect" and Transness "Delusion". Even though transpeople are real and God isn't.

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QueenHawlSera piefed.social QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
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#51 · Quote Reply

You can be religious without magical thinking.

No you can't, because all religion is is "Maybe God will reward me if I starve myself."

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