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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Competitive-Gold on 2026-07-17 23:49:40+00:00.

This happened this morning but I was attending my weekly lifeguard training. We were put into groups of 5 and I was the only boy in the group. Usually we get put into groups to practice scenarios that we learn from our lifeguard class. We were practicing Spinal. I was mainly secondary and victim until the last 10 min before training ended that I haven’t done primary yet so I went as Primary. All was well until the victim said that it was okay for her to be strapped really hard and I said in a serious tone without knowing, “I will squeeze you very hard” and then few seconds, I realize and everybody in my group was laughing. Atleast the good side, it wasn’t serious and they understood lol what I was trying to imply.

TLDR; Said something funny while being serious during a scenario and ended up as a joke for the rest of the time being