Buenos Aires or Montevideo. Though that's assuming I can also teleport back!

It's 33°C at midnight.

The. South. Pole.

You know, I'm curious how the scientists at Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station would react if some random person in a t-shirt and jeans just showed up and knocked on their door. They're just there. No explanation for how they got there, and no apparent means for how this person arrived. They're just there, asking to be let inside.

Where ever I went, the payoff would be significant after fencing my loot.

Is tele-fragging an option?

Svalbard and I'd stay there until the Russians come to conquer me.

Ooh it’s 4 degrees here at night, can we swap?

Sure! I'll send my weather your way!

You saw The Thing, right?

Nowhere, I'm already where I want to be. And today is a rare morning of fresh fog, even better!

If I can teleport back I'd go Seattle to see my mom in hospital and a friend who I miss every day. But I don't want to stay in the US or go through TSA to get back.

If I can't teleport back idk. Maybe Malmö then I can take the long way back and hit up Göteborg, see if I'd like to live at one of them after I graduate.

But generally I'm where I need to be so I'd be having to find my way back somehow.

Good choice I'm gonna go too... you wanna share an apartment when we get there?

Somewhere cold and snowy. Hate summer and all this hot sunny BS.

I would want to save my teleport until I can renew my European passport, and then I'd teleport out of this terrible country in which I find myself.

Oh probably teleport myself to fuse with Netenyahu is some way that is both humorous and fatal.