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FBI will no longer investigate ICE confrontations, The New York Times reports
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VetOfTheSeas discuss.online VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online
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jordanlund lemmy.world jordanlund@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-30
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

So, when things go badly for ICE officers, the FBI won't investigate? 🤔

"Wait, not like that!"

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nymnympseudonym piefed.social nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-25
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

So, when things go badly for ICE officers, the FBI won't investigate? 🤔 "Wait, not like that!"

Why would things go badly for such a well-loved group of people? Maybe they will also get "a day of love"

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SadSadSatellite lemmy.dbzer0.com SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-10-14
#4 · Quote Reply

Like, at all? If the confrontation ends in a group of dead fascist agents?

This might not be such a bad thing.

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Archangel1313 lemmy.ca Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-06-03
#5 · Quote Reply

That makes sense. Why waste time and money when the only possible outcome for any investigation is, "We didn't do anything wrong"?

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20cello lemmy.world 20cello@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-07
#6 · Quote Reply

Acab

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BigMacHole thelemmy.club BigMacHole@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-03-16
#7 · Quote Reply

Good! The LAST thing we Want is to Investigate our Taxpayer Funded Police Force MURDERING AMERICANS IN THE STREET and KIDNAPPING CHILDREN TO PLACES NOBODY KNOWS!

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ianhclark510 lemmy.blahaj.zone ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-09
#8 · Quote Reply

Great, nobody to stop the populace from hanging those ICE pigs from cranes until this fasc bullshit stops

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bobs_monkey lemmy.zip bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-28
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

So, when things go badly for ICE officers, the FBI won't investigate? 🤔 "Wait, not like that!"

Obligatory "we've investigated ourselves and found we've done nothing wrong." Unfortunately, expect more executions "incidents".

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Drusas fedia.io Drusas@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-16
#10 · Quote Reply

Like, at all? If the confrontation ends in a group of dead fascist agents? This might not be such a bad thing.

The article says that they say they will continue to investigate "assaults on federal officers". Of course.

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Drusas fedia.io Drusas@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-16
#11 · Quote Reply

So, when things go badly for ICE officers, the FBI won't investigate? 🤔 "Wait, not like that!"

The article says that they say they will continue to investigate "assaults on federal officers". Of course.

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Zaktor sopuli.xyz Zaktor@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-08-22
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That makes sense. Why waste time and money when the only possible outcome for any investigation is, "We didn't do anything wrong"?

The federal government isn't going to stop investigating, that farce plays an important role in pacifying centrist idiots, they're just going to switch responsibility to ICE itself so things will be handled by the organization that is funded like a national military and who is less prone to wasting money for the "professionalism" or doing it the old ways.

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kingofras lemmy.world kingofras@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-13
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Good! The LAST thing we Want is to Investigate our Taxpayer Funded Police Force MURDERING AMERICANS IN THE STREET and KIDNAPPING CHILDREN TO PLACES NOBODY KNOWS!

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

So you can just form this militia now, form it well, and stand off or even do some “legal self defence” with ICE agents, without the risk of it being investigated by the FBI.

I’m kidding, the fat pedo will clearly do any inflammatory stuff just to get enough of a pretext to declare Marshal Law in October.

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technocrit lemmy.dbzer0.com technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-02-19
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What else should we expect from these fascists? The FBI is a disgusting, racist cesspit.

Fash support fash.

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technocrit lemmy.dbzer0.com technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-02-19
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

Good! The LAST thing we Want is to Investigate our Taxpayer Funded Police Force MURDERING AMERICANS IN THE STREET and KIDNAPPING CHILDREN TO PLACES NOBODY KNOWS!

Why would the fedz investigate that stuff? Murder, kidnapping, torture? It's no problem. Completely legal.

It's not like ICE is reading zines or something horrendous like that...

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mx_smith lemmy.world mx_smith@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-15
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

So that means we are free to form vigilante groups that look like ICE but go around and find ICE raids happening and take them all down from the back. Then get all their gear and give it to new members of the organization and repeat. Won’t be long till ICE is demolished and no investigations on how it happened.

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