Find somebody who looks at you the way conservatives look at ivermectin.

There is no face in the picture ...

Its really helpful for treating rosacea (for which it is approved by the fda as a topical prescription drug, under the name soolantra)

Interesting as fuck. Not something you'd expect as an outsider.

I'll join your friend. This is allso my favorite article now.

Lmao i really loved this part

They’re also shunning their parents’ preferred restaurants — Applebee’s, Ruby Tuesday, TGI Fridays — to seek out more authentic fare. Old-school eateries, in turn, are diversifying in their search for new customers. Just this year, Red Lobster rolled out a waffles-and-lobster option, and Red Robin launched a vegan burger. You don’t put mayo on a vegan burger.

Other favorites are

I’m not part of the elderly mayo masses; I’m turkey and Swiss on ciabatta with tzatziki, chipotle spread and a little basil pesto. That’s who I am, dammit. My sandwich, my self.

This is bullshit. This attitude comes to you from young people who willingly slurp down eight kazillion kinds of yogurt, not to mention raw fish and pork belly and, yo, detergent pods, so don’t talk to me about mayonnaise.

I thought young people today were supposed to be all about inclusion — about kindness and compassion and making other people feel welcome. So how about you include a little mayo in your picnic fare?

Just because something is old and white doesn’t mean it’s obsolete. Look at Shakespeare. Look at me.

(Not the one who down voted you, I dunno why someone did that) what do you mean by as an outsider? Just that you don't have rosacea? :)

That is one of the absolute best parts lmao

Yeah those things all just mysteriously "became" political.

We'll never be able to truly know who made "black pilots" political 🙄

There is currently a parasite all over the US causing explosive diarrhea.

Sorry to break it to you, but we gutted the shit that protects us from shit like this. So get used to it.

I knew as I was writing it that the term was bad, but couldn't think of a good one. I meant layman, or something equivalent just for the field of medical science instead of law :-)

The dose makes the poison. Medicine is about more than just what you're consuming.

It's not that far from the truth, it's just the thing they pick is what they saw on Fox News that morning.

That was hilarious.

Do other condiments have pale imitators like Miracle Whip and Just Mayo and Vegenaise? I don’t think so!

Author's never stepped foot into an Asian grocery, and it shows.

That said, I feel reasonably certain it's meant to be tongue in cheek humour.

So you're a lay person with no expertise or insight into the signs they look for to determine if checking for parasites are necessary?

I've had a bunch of physicals too and I don't think that qualifies me, in any way, to comment on medical standard practices.

So my dog when I'm making steak for dinner.

There are simply too many quotable lines in this article. Amazing

A movie called "The Mayo Conspiracy" won the Best Comedy Feature at the 2015 World’s Independent Film Festival.

Im going to have to watch this film however

Hey man even you have to admit the green M&M was way more sexy in heels.

If your doctor recommends Ivermectin.....ewe might be a sheep.

-- Jeff Foxworthy

"only objective understanding"

Too late. Should have started with that, dumbass.

Flipflops with jeans is all you need to know.

It would hilarious, and sad, if it eventually becomes a controlled substance over abuse concerns.

More like a rampantly-inbred bag of oops at the dog park when another furry fuckup is shitting out something delectable.

Two questions.

One, What the fuck kind of furry conventions are you attending?

And two, how can I join?

As in all the other living being on this planet, stupidity in human being should also/usually be fatal and not coddled with ambulances and health care.

It's really not. I wear flipflops with jeans with some frequency but still manage to believe in real medicine, and especially don't believe that pairing two antiparasitics (one not approved for human use) is a cure-all or even a vaguely rational treatment for anything other than being riddled with parasites.

Yeah this is a waste of healthcare services for sure.

You know they voted in a way that made that ride expensive and will just go ahead and vote to make it even worse

God I fucking hope not lol. Its available over the counter at a lower percentage as a lice cream which is actually what I use since my insurance doesnt want to cover soolantra and its ridiculously expensive (like a tube of topical cream is more than $150 with goodRX)

I have no idea why the prescription is so expensive but its reputation for being unaffordable and hard to get insurance to pay for is pretty well known by people with rosacea. The lice cream from the Walmart store brand is like $25

There's nothing wrong with using the term outsider in that context, I just wanted to check if I was understanding you correctly :)

Yeah ivermectins effect on rosacea is interesting. Its believed that in some cases rosacea may be aggravated or caused by an over abundance of demodex mites (microscopic skin mites that are on everyone's skin), but the exact relationship isnt well understood. So the ivermectin is used for its antiparasitic effect, and also being a topical anti inflammatory is helpful since rosacea is an inflammatory skin condition

The weird part is that if I understand right in clinical trials another antiparasitic was just as effective at killing the demodex mites if not more, but wasnt effective at treating rosacea. Sulfur is also uses to treat rosacea for its similarly antiparasitic and mild antiinflammatory properties. Its really strange to me what sorts of treatments it has- like topical and oral antibiotics- you wouldn't think that would treat it but thats several of the medications approved for treating rosacea

Rosacea is one of those weird conditions thats highly personal and we don't fully understand what's going on with it. It can also manifest with much more variety than people realize, including ocular rosacea, where instead of people getting flushing and redness like you expect (vascular rosacea), you get grittyness and irritation of the eyes. It also comes in phymatous rosacea which can be dysfiguring (which kinda terrifies me a little bit, I don't want to dislike my face), and papular pustular rosacea which looks a little like acne with small red bumps.

Also weird is that the condition progresses and becomes more severe over time. So exposure to your triggers doesnt just mean that your skin doesnt look great for right now, it also means it will continues to get more sensitive and harder to calm down when flaring up

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/documents/nutrition/999hlmn5308_nutrition.pdf

Hellman's mayo does have a chemical preservative. "Natural flavors" is a bit suspect, too.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0149%2F3668%2Fproducts%2FReducedFat-Vegenaise.jpg%3Fv%3D1440685046&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=8fbe35872d7535be58d70da84a300e8f8053652ea8507e681d5b5e6c22084527

Veganaise is full of highly processed and vat-grown ingedients, just like "ben 'n jerry's" has been trending.

Most restaurant stuff is full of compromises.

I think the 800 pound gorilla is cost vs quality, not nutrition. All those restaurants have shit quality, mcdonald's-like production lines, and are a suck-ass eating experience.

Exactly this! They started from some emotional/political/vibes-based treatment that didn't work because obviously, then suddenly they want to be all facts-driven when they could face some criticism for gumming up our healthcare system with their nonsense.

So close to a Darwin Award.

They could be trying to get rid of worms or some other parasites, since that's the only prescribed use of ivermectin and mebendezol in humans. But it's given in careful doses, not DIY from a bottle from a "wellness company". So who knows what they're trying to do.

Why not wear shorts if it's so hot? Glad you're sane otherwise ;⁠-⁠)

Btw, I'm only joking about all this. I went to college when that look first took off. I'll never do it, but that's just me.

Wait. Can someone explain to me what just happened? I just googled those two meds and both are anti-parasites... What is happening here? Why are that expensive and why did they took them??

Flops are just comfortable, it doesn't necessarily need to be that hot out, so long as it isn't actively cold or wet.

Don't say that, I don't want it to be 😭

He is a parasite, obviously.

🤣🤣🤣

Please don’t have wet dreams about a chocolate candy, green colored or otherwise.

The doctor is a reptiloid, it knows everything, but it wonct talk with a straw man, only with a sovereign homesteader

Attend fascist furry cons? Who does that? 🤢🤮

National-Socialist Furry Wankers, that's who attend such places. 🤢🤮

Just stand near them and tell them you got the vaccine. The imaginary spike proteins will kill them because it gave them acute hypochondria.

A tragic fate. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person