cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/40470051

The only reason I keep Facebook is for unhinged stuff like this

Maybe let a doctor decide on what your body really needs, not the price of the bottle?

Ask your doctor if Zombocom is right for you!

My voodoo doctor recommends it!

Show the YouTube videos to the EMT to educate them!

Please no emotions, I don't want to get my snowflake fee-fees hurt while suffering from the consequences of my moronic actions

You can be anything with Zombocom.

You know what they call alternative medicine that actually works? Medicine.

I think what this guy needs is more ivermectin.

I want to jump out of my highschool window after smoking angel dust sometimes. Anyone have a good explanation for what I went through?

Oh, what do they know anyway?

Horrific, anyone have a good explanation for what I went through?

Well, it wasn’t a high quality educational system, that’s for sure.

Totally normal. Your body is just releasing all the toxins you've built up over a lifetime of not smoking angel dust.

Taking the appropriate dose of ivermectin for your body weight should be fine, it's effective at getting rid of parasites. And doctors really aren't the thing for that, unlike vets they're not really checking if you have parasites since most people don't.

It's got what horses crave

This is why vets don't give heartgard to new patients unless you do a heartworm test first.

OOP probably has heartworms.

You can get tested for parasites wtf

It’s polite to warn the people responsible for saving your life that you’re gonna be a frequent flyer

Why do you know whether or not doctors check for parasites? Are you a medical professional or otherwise associated with the profession?

A failed Darwin award attempt.

Take a larger dose next time.

Probably just forgot about the bleach injection first...

It's irritating that ivermectin now carries the stink of weird alternative medicine people. Its really helpful for treating rosacea (for which it is approved by the fda as a topical prescription drug, under the name soolantra)

Like its a perfectly useful antiparasitic and antiinflammatory, but now it will always just be "that weird horse dewormer that dumbfucks take"

Can brain worms cause the same thing?

lol. Ivermectin is still being ingested by humans in 2026...

Water? The stuff in the trough?!

We don't do ivermectin but I did find a giant supply in the fridge behind the emergency beans. Is that of concern

Its got eletro-gallops.

Not to mention colloidal silver.

All his worms died at once and clogged his shit up.

With the screw worm on its way back, we might need it pretty still.

When the heart started failing dostors became a good choice lol

I've had plenty of physicals, and a fecal sample was never part of them.

In developed nations, testing for worms isn't needed unless the symptoms point towards worms.

It's kinda like how they don't check you for polio or the bubonic plague as part of a regular visit either.

Just about everything has been turned into a political issue in the last decade. Medicine (not Healthcare... modern medicines/drugs themselves), beer brands, avocados on toast, beef, eggs, children's films/books (that's not new, I guess, just hitting new levels recently), gas stoves, holidays, black pilots, etc.

And a nomination for the annual Herman Cain award.

Sir, you are not a horse

This is my friend's very most favorite internet article

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/

It is about how millennials are ungrateful, unpatriotic mayonnaise haters. It does not appear to a joke article. It fills her with so much joy lol.

I’m convinced that conservatives wake up in the morning and just choose something to be mad at. Green MnM losing her high heels, gas stoves, Starbucks, avocado toast, etc.

No one does is the point, because it's typically not needed.

Ah :) Storm

Hey, it's a perfectly reasonable solution for humans suffering from parasites. Just because some idiots take it for other things doesn't reduce its usefulness as a drug for humans under specific conditions.

The problem is that's not actually alternative medicine. It's medicine, just misused.

Holy shit 🤣

My son Jake, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.

Thoughts and prayers!

so he double dipped on antiparasitics, mebedezol is the other one.

if your doc is VET, for a HORSE, or cattle.

or moo-cow.

and injection of hydroxyquinilone.

The way I gasped when I read the word ivermectin.

So if your worried about parasites, get tested, don't just randomly poison yourself. Even here in vietnam they don't randomly injest poison because of a suspicion.

I think the tragedy is the mom not realizing that the mayo on the shelves today is for the most part only a distant relative of the "oil and egg yolk emulsion" she used to eat as a child.

That is, Millennials are justly rejecting a 100% chemical mix supposed to taste like a natural food, but whose ingredient list looks like a who's who of food processing science, while it makes her fondly remember something that spoiled quickly if not eaten after opening. You can't blame the young'uns for not having your memories.

kewpie japanese mayo