"Preorder your local transbian now for only 15 Blåhajs and a year's supply of E!"

I'm in beta test already ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა
Needs more bug testing though :3

I wish qwq

Look, I'll sweeten the deal. You can have me for free, please just take me.

*hug testing

Beat the rush! Reserve your cutie-patootie today!

Imagine living life alone and missing your "soulmate" because you were too much a nerd to let people enjoy shit how they like. It would be a top 10 saddest thing in life.

Test was successful. But data insufficient :3

grabs

Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasn't realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are "preordering" by hitting on this person cause they've already realized they're trans.

I did miss that connection 🤦‍♂️ thought it was normal I hate preorders bullshit

Spawncamping

Testing must continue. At the end, there will be cake.

don't preorder though :3
(unless it's a cute trans critter, of course)

No cake for puppies though :3
I could be delivered in a cube with a heart on it.

To a good home! :3

Maybe Jake is a Cake. He kind of "was" a puppy in "another" time. I mean, I am all with that Cake. The one that met the snake/wyrm/? memory eating, dream shitting, otherworldly, pizza eating, Cosmic Owl Brother!

Puppies can have cake too. Just need to do the daily squats.

Disgusting! Where???

Free and opensource? :3

my past partners all turned out to be lesbian and i still didn't get it

If only I didn't know which anime this is from 😔

🤔

So say we all.

I wanna be pre-ordered--------

Why do you think people on here have flirted with you for years? :3

becuz its funny and kinda expected and just the vibe here and what u just do....

its what ive been doing too recently.

It's fun to flirt, isn't it? Especially when there are so many sweethearts who you know will just be so cute when they finally blossom. If I think they'll appreciate the attention, I give it to them, as I know how affirming it is to be wanted for who you want to be.

its only fun to me cuz i wanna make peeps feel smol and loved.,.,,.