SOUP DAY

See, soup avoids those problems

Soup is good food. You made a good meal. Now how does it feel to be shit out our ass and thrown in the cold like a piece of trash?

From the soup plate i thought this is liquification service after death. But its just some death guru type of stuff. Traditional Indian burial education something something...

Personally, I love it when soup day comes with a side of terminal prion diseases.

The Boys get it.

Aaaaaaand swipe

Done dirt cheap!

And the first thing you see if you go to their website is a banner saying “FEDERAL LAWSUIT UPDATE”

So water cremation but with added vegetables?

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!

*gaaaaaaaaaaalll ftfy

Check, please!

No.

I would guess the business is a front for something else entirely. Customers complaining the "dula" would not push them into the volcano, or never intended on purchasing a nuke and a saddle, or whatever. Pretty hard to get refunds after, I guess.

Ya soup is cool, but what about beans. And farting.

A dead Kennedy once told me soup is good food

I love farting, I'm super good at it!

I wouldn't have gone to the site if you wouldn't have noted that!

That was actually a bit more interesting than I expected. The funeral homes sued her for practicing without a license as funeral director/embalmer. Which, isn't what they do. But they do probably take money away from funeral homes by discussing different ways to go.
I myself, really want to be put in a body farm!!

Mushroom coffin for me

:jazz hand waves of hat in hand as it's tipped toward you while making eye contact:

SOUP DAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Numberplate looks AI, artefacts under model name left.

Numberplate actually exists, although with no space, so it's likely AI manipulation on a real image.