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stenAanden feddit.dk stenAanden@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-04-06
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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.world SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-09
#2 · Quote Reply

I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
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raspberry_confetti lemmy.ml raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-10
#3 · Quote Reply

✌️accidentally✌️
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Proprietary_Blend lemmy.world Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-25
#4 · Quote Reply

Accidental bean flick
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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

Next she could accidentally get some braces.

If you're going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.
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Ioughttamow fedia.io Ioughttamow@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-14
#6 · Quote Reply
Proprietary_Blend wrote:
Accidental bean flick

Just say no homo
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Proprietary_Blend lemmy.world Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-25
#7 · Quote Reply
Ioughttamow wrote:
Just say no homo

I don't know you! Give me back my purse!
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot lemmy.world WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#8 · Quote Reply

Did it have a fire exit?
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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#9 · Quote Reply
raspberry_confetti wrote:
✌️accidentally✌️

✂️ accidentally ✂️
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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#10 · Quote Reply

Did you feel the love of God inside you?

Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...
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ajoebyanyothername lemmy.world ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#11 · Quote Reply
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot wrote:
Did it have a fire exit?

Enjoy your death trap ladies.
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Hupf feddit.org Hupf@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-24
#12 · Quote Reply
Thebeardedsinglemalt wrote:
Did you feel the love of God inside you? Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...

Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
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spacegoat lemmy.world spacegoat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
#13 · Quote Reply

So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
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Why is Lemmy so Racist? lemmy.world Abyssian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-13
#14 · Quote Reply

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Why is Lemmy so Racist? lemmy.world Abyssian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-13
#15 · Quote Reply
Thebeardedsinglemalt wrote:
Did you feel the love of God inside you? Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...

The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.
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petersr lemmy.world petersr@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-21
#16 · Quote Reply
Ioughttamow wrote:
Just say no homo

Just say no, homo

Or

Just say "no homo"

Or

Just say-no homo
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HeyJoe lemmy.world HeyJoe@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#17 · Quote Reply

Found the video. It is also a joke.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rZNFYl4m-Co
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cepelinas sopuli.xyz cepelinas@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-01-14
#18 · Quote Reply
dream_weasel wrote:
Next she could accidentally get some braces. If you're going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.

Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.
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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#19 · Quote Reply
cepelinas wrote:
Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.

Sure. We have the technology. If you're getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.
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ilovededyoupiggy sh.itjust.works ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#20 · Quote Reply
cepelinas wrote:
Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.

Hey now, we measure our teeth with .38 Special, not 9mm, thank you very much.
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SalamiDommie lemmus.org SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-06-16
#21 · Quote Reply

New fetish unlocked...
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#22 · Quote Reply
Why is Lemmy so Racist? wrote:
The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.

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GraniteM lemmy.world GraniteM@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-11
#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"
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SpaceCowboy lemmy.ca SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-17
#24 · Quote Reply

Obligatory: https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
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funkless_eck sh.itjust.works funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-07
#25 · Quote Reply
SalamiDommie wrote:
New fetish unlocked...

it's really not that new
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ilinamorato lemmy.world ilinamorato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-27
#26 · Quote Reply
spacegoat wrote:
So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival

April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.
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KulunkelBoom lemmus.org KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org
Joined: 2025-10-02
#27 · Quote Reply

The tinder lovin' party - republicans.
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HerrBeter lemmy.world HerrBeter@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#28 · Quote Reply
dream_weasel wrote:
Sure. We have the technology. If you're getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.

You're wrong, and your statement is despicable
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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#29 · Quote Reply
HerrBeter wrote:
You're wrong, and your statement is despicable

*clutches pearls *
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spacegoat lemmy.world spacegoat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
#30 · Quote Reply
ilinamorato wrote:
April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.

Glad to hear it! Seems like a cool person
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SalamiDommie lemmus.org SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-06-16
#31 · Quote Reply
funkless_eck wrote:
it's really not that new

True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.
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Eh-I lemmy.world Eh_I@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#32 · Quote Reply

No lifeguard at muff-pool.
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HerrBeter lemmy.world HerrBeter@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#33 · Quote Reply
dream_weasel wrote:
*clutches pearls *

No, just wrong
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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#34 · Quote Reply
HerrBeter wrote:
No, just wrong

Oh no! I feel so bad!

Go get some braces.
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HerrBeter lemmy.world HerrBeter@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#35 · Quote Reply
dream_weasel wrote:
Oh no! I feel so bad! Go get some braces.

Sir Cringeington
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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#36 · Quote Reply
HerrBeter wrote:
Sir Cringeington

Lady Replyington
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cepelinas sopuli.xyz cepelinas@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-01-14
#37 · Quote Reply
dream_weasel wrote:
Lady Replyington

Hey, I found your perfect American right here.
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