I assumed it was another lie.

I haven’t had a drink since the late 1990s. When I heard the news I had a beer.

I ran around my neighborhood singing, "Ding dong! The wicked witch is dead."

Oh, no, that's what I did when i heard about Mitch. For Trump i popped a special bottle of champagne I'd been saving.

Man, I read this and ran to try and find news to confirm it lmao

I was trying to manifest it

https://is-he-dead-yet.com/

at the rate things are going at: it's going to come at a time where he's buried with state honors; a national day of mourning; and with a tour of his coffin throughout the country to eventually be interred in a national monument in florida.

Disappointed that it hadn't actually happened yet.

Fred, I never knew ye.

But it will be done in the shoddiest way possible and it'll ultimately sink into the swamp.