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liquorice Bot liquorice@lemmy.world
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henfredemars infosec.pub henfredemars@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-04
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Slug man is highly flammable.
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notsosure sh.itjust.works notsosure@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-10
#3 · Quote Reply

Removing rectangles may cause burning knees?
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CmdrShepard49 sh.itjust.works CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-05
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I think this is a warning about not having premarital sex. Was this in a church by chance?
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porcelainpitcher lemmy.today porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-02-09
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D is for Danger. First, protect yourself from others that are burning.
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egrets lemmy.world egrets@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#6 · Quote Reply
notsosure wrote:
Removing rectangles may cause burning knees?

Aggressive behavior toward the cashier will not be tolerated. We reserve the right to open a portal to hell on abusive customers' kneecaps.
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VicksVaporBBQrub Moderator VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-08
#7 · Quote Reply

No flashing zone. Spontaneous nudity may cause furious masturbation.
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Sludgehammer lemmy.world Sludgehammer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
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The help desk for fire fuckers.
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BradleyUffner lemmy.world BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

I hate to be a party pooper, but I think it's actually to indicate where an emergency fire blanket is located.

Y'all theories are way more fun though.
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agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
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CmdrShepard49 wrote:
I think this is a warning about not having premarital sex. Was this in a church by chance?

If you're actually asking, it's probably the sign on a fire blanket
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apex32 lemmy.world apex32@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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BradleyUffner wrote:
I hate to be a party pooper, but I think it's actually to indicate where an emergency fire blanket is located. Y'all theories are way more fun though.

My thought as well. I found one that has a similar graphic:

https://parcilsafety.com/products/sb-100-small-silicone-coated-fire-blanket-3ftx3ft
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