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liquorice Bot liquorice@lemmy.world
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TIEPilot lemmy.world TIEPilot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-15
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“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk”

  • R Swanson

I would have gone w/ the beer too.
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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Do you want some cereal, or do you wanna party? -Beer maybe
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Lemmywinks lemmy.world icanbrewmushrooms@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-07
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TIEPilot wrote:
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk” R Swanson I would have gone w/ the beer too.

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk light beer. Which is water that’s lying about being milk beer”

  • me
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TIEPilot lemmy.world TIEPilot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-15
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Lemmywinks wrote:
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk light beer. Which is water that’s lying about being milk beer” me

They went for the PBR,

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying.

  • Bloodhound Gang
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