She actually had a twitch channel back in 2023 centered around woodworking small office supplies (like pencil holders & the like), but all 103 episodes are lost media following a Mandela-effected reset.

Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.

hire carpenter

they don't want to fix my carpets

???????

And most of them aren't even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.

Doesn't she sell farts in a jar?

I always get an uncanny valley feeling from her photos. 🤷‍♂️

getting a Peter tingle right now I bet

Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?

No, that's Karen Carpenter

I had a random guy on AOL pay me to do this when I was a teenager. He paid extra for my used underwear. I wish I was kidding about this…

Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.

I have no idea if you're joking or serious. I'm hoping the latter, aside from the "lost media" part.

(I have no idea who this person is, but I'm always happy about interesting maker videos.)

Hardly know er!

Nominative determinists are in shambles :(

I don't know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain

Good forbid a girl have hobbies

What did you do with the money

Judging by that dress, she’s a carpenter because she an excellent wood worker.

"Fuck this corporate bullshit" -Matthew 21:12-13

Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.

I bought some other dude's used underwear. You gotta pay it forward

I think Christina Perri sings about a Jar of Farts. Song is pretty dope tbh.

My carpents, please they need fixing.

And if you have time the plumbs under the sink are leaking.

I was wondering the other day if this is ever gonna change. Like Michael Schuhmacher Was a world famoud racing car driver. So is his son. Maybe his son will be a formula one driver as well. But their family is still named after some cobbler. Will there ever be a Thomas Racer or Paul Racist or something? How long do you have to go with a new profession before your name becomes ridiculous?

Passing the money around... I'm assuming everyone here would agree that hoarding wealth isn't good, no?

Is that what you call it? Your uncanny valley?

Good forbid

hire carpenter

they can't catch a carp to save their lives

????

Could be because she is a creep?

She is a creep?

carpenter ants

more like demolition ants

Makes sense, Sabrina SINGER is a carpenter

Wood forbid

Osama wasn't carrying any bins

John Fetterman, however, does keep the entire state of Pennsylvania in chains.

Jesus: "Fuck this corporate bullshit!"

Disciple: "What on Earth is a corporation?"

Jesus: "Oh, you'll find out eventually. AND HOW THEY SUCK!"

For those too lazy to look it up:

12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’” (NIV)

She asked a 16 year old boy if he was horny at her concert. Mind you, she ist 27 years old

no they make the carp enter YOU

If we all bought each other's underwear, we could solve world hunger in a week.

He most probably was horny. It's still creepy to ask though.

》"Will Smith"

》Won't

Another green salad, another iced tea
There's a tunic in the closet waiting just for me

Fuck I thought she was an ant

Well, she works with my wood ifyaknowwhati'msayn'

Username checks out

Curry Barker neither barks nor is yellow. >:(

Reminds me of the bible quote where Nathanael said "Can anything good come from Nazareth?" and Jesus said "Yo, he's speaking the truth".

Nathanael said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.”

Jesus saw Nathanael coming toward him and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit!”