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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/zorggalacticus on 2026-07-23 03:22:41+00:00.

This is a story from ye olde high-school archives. I was in V.I.C.A. (vocational and industrial clubs of America). I was the vice president for the southeast Missouri district. More like the president because that guy never showed up.

We had to dress fancy and wear these itchy red polyester blazers, with black pants, white dress shirt, black dress shoes and black tie. I also had a plethora of tiny and annoying pins that I had to put on my lapels. Packed into a crowded auditorium, I was hot, itchy, and ready to get the day over with so I could go back the hotel and flirt with the many cute girls in attendance.

One of my dress shoes had some rubber coming off the heel that kept getting caught on stuff. Probably should've glued that back down, but I didn't think of it while packing my overstuffed suitcase. Now I'm 200 miles from home, and nowhere near Walmart. Definitely a new experience for me.

We had to do the opening ceremonies for the conferences and stuff, which consisted of each officer lighting a candle and placing it on a V-shaped stand, and then flipping the page on a giant transparent flip book and telling what the symbol meant. All the pieces overlaid to form the logo for the organization. It was a whole thing. You had to be there.

As I'm going up to place my candle, that piece of rubber on my shoe caught on the carpet and I tripped. I rolled down the steps of the stage with my lit candle, and caught both the carpet and the sleeve of my blazer on fire. Fire extinguishers were brought out. The sprinklers didn't go off, thankfully. I was now missing a good chunk of my blazer sleeve, and we didn't pack extras so I was stuck with it.

This was in front of a couple thousand people. I still had to get back up and complete the opening ceremonies, and then do other duties and greet people for the 3 days of that conference, burnt sleeve and all. Did I mention that it was also televised on all the local news stations?

TL;DR: Broken shoe caused an embarrassing (and flammable) moment.