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liquorice
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liquorice@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-07-18 |
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marcos
lemmy.world
marcos@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Well, an almost invincible guy that had only this one weak spot... |
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Texas_Hangover
lemmy.radio
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio Joined: 2024-11-09 |
I thought Greece was broke as fuck. They're buying missiles now? |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
No one tell them! |
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ImWaitingForRetcons
lemmy.world
ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-30 |
We saw that the Nazisraeli system can be overwhelmed by quantity- and guess who’s one of the foremost producers of drones in the region? Why it’s ole’ Türkiye, Greece’s archnemesis! Achilles Shield is right, lol |
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NigelFrobisher
aussie.zone
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone Joined: 2023-08-07 |
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again. |
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JeeBaiChow
lemmy.world
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-04 |
So... The heel is netanyahu's mood on any given day? Yknow, killswitch and all that? |
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GargleBlaster
feddit.org
GargleBlaster@feddit.org Joined: 2025-06-23 |
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
But wouldn't that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel? |
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NigelFrobisher
aussie.zone
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone Joined: 2023-08-07 |
But wouldn't that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
Dammit. |
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Cethin
lemmy.zip
Cethin@lemmy.zip Joined: 2023-07-01 |
But wouldn't that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
Ok, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage. |
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GargleBlaster
feddit.org
GargleBlaster@feddit.org Joined: 2025-06-23 |
Ok, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.
Or just chuck them in completely |
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stoy
lemmy.zip
stoy@lemmy.zip Joined: 2023-10-17 |
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off. Boom, done. |
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ominous ocelot
leminal.space
probable_possum@leminal.space Joined: 2025-08-14 |
Technically true: the success rate of hitting missiles with missiles will never be 100%. And even if the defender is successful he will have lost at least 2 missiles for each one incoming. Which is a win for the attacker. The name is quite fitting. |
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ominous ocelot
leminal.space
probable_possum@leminal.space Joined: 2025-08-14 |
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Or just don't... hold it? |
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Couldbealeotard
lemmy.world
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off. Boom, done.
Unless your kid's name is Samson |
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Simulation6
sopuli.xyz
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-29 |
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that? |
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Honytawk
discuss.tchncs.de
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2026-02-20 |
Or just don't... hold it?
Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong? |
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chonglibloodsport
lemmy.world
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Or just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again. |
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Jankatarch
lemmy.world
Jankatarch@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-12 |
We saw that the Nazisraeli system can be overwhelmed by quantity- and guess who’s one of the foremost producers of drones in the region? Why it’s ole’ Türkiye, Greece’s archnemesis! Achilles Shield is right, lol
In case anyone thinks "archnemesis" is a hyperbole. |
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anomnom
sh.itjust.works
anomnom@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-11-09 |
Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?
Babies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine. |
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nullspace
lemmy.world
nullspace@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-05 |
Technically true: the success rate of hitting missiles with missiles will never be 100%. And even if the defender is successful he will have lost at least 2 missiles for each one incoming. Which is a win for the attacker. The name is quite fitting.
I'm starting a business selling cheap attack drone swarms. Think I'll call it... Heel. |
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justme
lemmy.dbzer0.com
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-04-17 |
I'm starting a business selling cheap attack drone swarms. Think I'll call it... Heel.
I'm pretty sure that market is already oversaturated |
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MisterFrog
lemmy.world
MisterFrog@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
I thought Greece was broke as fuck. They're buying missiles now?
I think you'll find, much like dessert, there's always room for war |
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Girl Named ZERO (she/her)
piefed.zeromedia.vip
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vipJoined: 2025-09-19 |
Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?
I think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in. |
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nullify3112
lemmy.world
nullify3112@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-04-05 |
Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off. Boom, done.
They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle. |
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njm1314
lemmy.world
njm1314@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Considering Turkey carried out a genocide on the Greek people of Asia Minor I would hope nobody doubts that. |
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lama
lemmy.world
lama@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
If only there was already a Greek mythological shield which offered divine protection that they could have named this after... |
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kossa
feddit.org
kossa@feddit.org Joined: 2024-11-29 |
Wonder where they build these two huge boats, which are almost half as big as Crete. |
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Colonel_Panic_
eviltoast.org
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org Joined: 2025-07-02 |
Wonder where they build these two huge boats, which are almost half as big as Crete.
No your perspective is all wrong. Those are normal sized boats. They shrunk the country to make it easier to protect. |
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LH0ezVT
sh.itjust.works
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-06-23 |
I'm pretty sure that market is already oversaturated
I don't think there is such a thing as too over saturated when it comes to drone swarms |
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somethingsnappy
lemmy.world
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Main lesson is put the shield on the heel. |
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Agent641
lemmy.world
Agent641@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
No your perspective is all wrong. Those are normal sized boats. They shrunk the country to make it easier to protect.
Actually the country and boats are normal size, the boats are just closer to the camera than the land because they are going to put these battleships into orbit |
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0xDREADBEEF
lemmy.dbzer0.com
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2024-12-18 |
Who's gonna be throwing missiles at greece? |
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Colonel_Panic_
eviltoast.org
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org Joined: 2025-07-02 |
Actually the country and boats are normal size, the boats are just closer to the camera than the land because they are going to put these battleships into orbit
Space ships. It makes sense now! |
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Kilgore Trout
feddit.it
kilgore_trout@feddit.itJoined: 2022-06-21 |
I thought Greece was broke as fuck. They're buying missiles now?
It is in fact broke as fuck. |
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