Link: https://soranews24.com/2026/07/25/japanese-coo-che-becomes-a-viral-sensation-and-everyone-wants-a-taste/

The jokes write themselves, don't they?

Coo SHAY

Japanese what now?

we saw passersby staring intently at our Coo-Che. There’s a small eat-in space inside the store, but even there you’ll be turning heads because it really is such an unusual sight to see.

Were they jealous of American coo-chies being viral in the news recently? That's more of a lettuce and eggs thing though

Not everyone.

Mr Garvey?

It's excellent, if you don't mind finding a hair or two in it.

A little bit of extra context for that quote:

after paying for ours and trying it outside the store, we saw passersby staring intently at our Coo-Che.

Ignoring the double entendre, the passersby might have been staring because of where the author was eating it, outside the store. The author is a white Australian girl, and Japanese people don't typically eat things standing around like that. It's not a judgemental thing, I don't think, but she was probably just standing out a lot more than she thought and so people were looking.