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Brandy Jenson writes:

"male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord

me: let me guess. he wants you to have multip—

cult leader: I am to have multiple wives"

Maybe one day a cult leader will decide to base the cult on consuming copious amounts of cinnamon rolls at least once weekly.

I’d join that cult.

Sign me up for the pastry cult too please

Let's make this dream a reality! Sounds like you have at least 2 willing followers. Are we consuming cinnamon rolls to be closer to the divine or to ward off bad things?

Idk I'm just here for a sugar fix

Hmm good question 🤔 how about: for the glory of the carbo-gods, we must induce a sugar rush?

idk I'm just here for the food

Don’t worry everyone, I’m a woman, no weird shit except the good kind

I’m taking notes

Add sex cults to the list of things the patriarchy has ruined.

Please tell me more about this pastry cult

Yep! Cult leaders use the coercive control DA perps do, just on a bigger scale with more resources. I've found countless DA perps are sex focused, and women are their property... and who doesn't want lots of "things"?

I remember watching a documentary about David Koresh that said he'd give sermons every night and women would attend because he'd take one to bed afterwards. Sex with him was like sex with their God so it was a religious experience for them.

You can always start one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcqaolcjUI

Depending on how exactly you read it, the Public Universal Friend comes to mind

MLM ones too. Gay sex cults make it much easier for everyone to be into everyone.

Oh and what a surprise, the lord told me they should be underage

What's so weird is how many of his followers still believe he was a great guy.

motherfuckers like this are the reason polyamorous people feel the need to specify "ETHICAL non-monogamy" lmao