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Do you think every chef goes to heaven regardless of their deeds from all the Christians saying grace before their meals?
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Fleur_ aussie.zone Fleur_@aussie.zone
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I think they do and they definitely deserve it.

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Schwim Dandy piefed.zip schwim@piefed.zip
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They get the same fate as everyone else, which is ceasing to exist.

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tensorpudding lemmy.world tensorpudding@lemmy.world
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Only if God himself gives them grace, according to the Calvinists.

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inb4_FoundTheVegan lemmy.world inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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God always stealing credit for the food I made. ๐Ÿ˜’

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shittydwarf piefed.ca shittydwarf@piefed.ca
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decolo piefed.social decolo@piefed.social
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Chefs would have a terrible time in heaven.

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
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no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products.

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I_Fart_Glitter lemmy.world I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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I only ever hear โ€œand bless the hands that prepared it.โ€ Soโ€ฆ thatโ€™s an interesting image.

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jdr lemmy.ml jdr@lemmy.ml
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no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products.

I think it was already obvious that ice cream makers were blessed

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Fleur_ aussie.zone Fleur_@aussie.zone
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They get the same fate as everyone else, which is ceasing to exist.

I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means

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Schwim Dandy piefed.zip schwim@piefed.zip
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I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means

Sure, your collection of molecules cease bonding together, electrical impulses halt and what made you you no longer exists in any recognizable form. It's why we're having problems finding people like Attila the Hun or Michelangelo. They don't exist any longer.

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
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I always thought one of the nihilists looked a lot like Flea, didn't realize it was actually him!

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inb4_FoundTheVegan lemmy.world inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means

It will be the same sensation you felt before you were born.

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Fleur_ aussie.zone Fleur_@aussie.zone
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It will be the same sensation you felt before you were born.

So like when I'm asleep

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Fleur_ aussie.zone Fleur_@aussie.zone
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Sure, your collection of molecules cease bonding together, electrical impulses halt and what made you you no longer exists in any recognizable form. It's why we're having problems finding people like Attila the Hun or Michelangelo. They don't exist any longer.

The molecules in my body aren't the ones I'm born with and hopefully won't be the ones I die with. Which ones are my molecules? Is it transitory so the only molecules that are me are the ones in my body right this very moment, in that case don't I cease being in the instant both before and after the present?

What makes me me? And what makes that me recognisable? Does an image count? Or a description? Does it have to be the specific arrangement of molecules that exist only in the present mentioned earlier?

Sure you can't find attila or Michelangelo but does that mean they don't exist? You've mentioned their names, they're in that sense recognisable.

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Schwim Dandy piefed.zip schwim@piefed.zip
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The molecules in my body aren't the ones I'm born with and hopefully won't be the ones I die with. Which ones are my molecules? Is it transitory so the only molecules that are me are the ones in my body right this very moment, in that case don't I cease being in the instant both before and after the present? What makes me me? And what makes that me recognisable? Does an image count? Or a descri...

I can also dive into pedantic ping pong regarding when is a boat no longer a boat but I'll leave it with this. If you can find me Atilla the Hun or Michelangelo, we will ask them and I'll concede every single one of your points past, present and future.

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Fleur_ aussie.zone Fleur_@aussie.zone
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I can also dive into pedantic ping pong regarding when is a boat no longer a boat but I'll leave it with this. If you can find me Atilla the Hun or Michelangelo, we will ask them and I'll concede every single one of your points past, present and future.

They're already found bro, you brought them here.

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Infrapink thebrainbin.org Infrapink@thebrainbin.org
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Prayers are not thaumaturgy. A person who says grace is asking God to bless the cook, but it's up to God whether that happens

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TheWeirdestCunt lemmy.today TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today
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no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products.

Oh! Blessed are the meek! Well they have been having a bad time lately.

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
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I know a couple chefs that definitely do not deserve, nor would I think they even want heaven. Those dudes only seemed truly happy when in the thick of it.

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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#21 · Quote Reply

So like when I'm asleep

Am I the only person who values their dreams?

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YappyMonotheist lemmy.world ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-26
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God always stealing credit for the food I made. ๐Ÿ˜’

For the ingredients you were given enough intelligence to transform into something tasty.* ๐Ÿ˜‰

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YappyMonotheist lemmy.world ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
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Chefs would have a terrible time in heaven.

If there's some halal cocaine in Heaven, maybe they'll do alright, lol.

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SatyrSack quokk.au SatyrSack@quokk.au
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I only ever hear โ€œand bless the hands that prepared it.โ€ Soโ€ฆ thatโ€™s an interesting image.

Heaven is full of these

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inb4_FoundTheVegan lemmy.world inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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For the ingredients you were given enough intelligence to transform into something tasty.* ๐Ÿ˜‰

No. Sorry. I hate every version of this. You're allowed to perceive the world as you wish, but thanking your God for a service I worked to provide is presumptive, dismissive and rude.

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YappyMonotheist lemmy.world ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
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No. Sorry. I hate every version of this. You're allowed to perceive the world as you wish, but thanking your God for a service I worked to provide is presumptive, dismissive and rude.

It doesn't take anything away from you, don't worry, I know you put in the work... but we all need space-time and matter to make it happen and nobody did that, God did. ๐Ÿ‘

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spittingimage lemmy.world spittingimage@lemmy.world
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Given what I've read about chefs, no amount of prayer would be enough.

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fruitycoder sh.itjust.works fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
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It doesn't take anything away from you, don't worry, I know you put in the work... but we all need space-time and matter to make it happen and nobody did that, God did. ๐Ÿ‘

Yeah god killed that kid when i was kindergarten, now i wear my seat belt all the time. Mysterious ways.

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๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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#29 · Quote Reply

Hard to go somewhere that doesn't exist ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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YappyMonotheist lemmy.world ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
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Yeah god killed that kid when i was kindergarten, now i wear my seat belt all the time. Mysterious ways.

I didn't know God drove cars but I'm glad you learnt something useful from such a horrible experience.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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#31 · Quote Reply

either heaven or purgatory.

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nullify3112 lemmy.world nullify3112@lemmy.world
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I think it was already obvious that ice cream makers were blessed

Those milkshakes have been blessed. Still bringing those boys to the yard.

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fruitycoder sh.itjust.works fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-11
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I didn't know God drove cars but I'm glad you learnt something useful from such a horrible experience.

God did make the space-time and matter to make it happen. ๐Ÿ‘

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YappyMonotheist lemmy.world ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
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God did make the space-time and matter to make it happen. ๐Ÿ‘

He did make it all, and thank God for even a second of life.

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Sanctus anarchist.nexus Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-08
#35 · (edited) Quote Reply

Finally, a real fucken shower thought

Yes, absolutely yes they do.

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