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Fleur_
aussie.zone
Fleur_@aussie.zone Joined: 2025-04-23 |
I think they do and they definitely deserve it. |
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Schwim Dandy
piefed.zip
schwim@piefed.zipJoined: 2025-06-15 |
They get the same fate as everyone else, which is ceasing to exist. |
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tensorpudding
lemmy.world
tensorpudding@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-06 |
Only if God himself gives them grace, according to the Calvinists. |
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inb4_FoundTheVegan
lemmy.world
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-04 |
God always stealing credit for the food I made. ๐ |
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shittydwarf
piefed.ca
shittydwarf@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-05-28 |
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decolo
piefed.social
decolo@piefed.social Joined: 2026-06-29 |
Chefs would have a terrible time in heaven. |
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HubertManne
piefed.social
HubertManne@piefed.social Joined: 2025-03-13 |
no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products. |
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I_Fart_Glitter
lemmy.world
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-28 |
I only ever hear โand bless the hands that prepared it.โ Soโฆ thatโs an interesting image. |
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jdr
lemmy.ml
jdr@lemmy.ml Joined: 2021-07-28 |
no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products.
I think it was already obvious that ice cream makers were blessed |
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Fleur_
aussie.zone
Fleur_@aussie.zone Joined: 2025-04-23 |
They get the same fate as everyone else, which is ceasing to exist.
I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means |
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Schwim Dandy
piefed.zip
schwim@piefed.zipJoined: 2025-06-15 |
I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means
Sure, your collection of molecules cease bonding together, electrical impulses halt and what made you you no longer exists in any recognizable form. It's why we're having problems finding people like Attila the Hun or Michelangelo. They don't exist any longer. |
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snooggums
piefed.world
snooggums@piefed.world Joined: 2025-07-08 |
I always thought one of the nihilists looked a lot like Flea, didn't realize it was actually him! |
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inb4_FoundTheVegan
lemmy.world
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-04 |
I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means
It will be the same sensation you felt before you were born. |
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Fleur_
aussie.zone
Fleur_@aussie.zone Joined: 2025-04-23 |
It will be the same sensation you felt before you were born.
So like when I'm asleep |
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Fleur_
aussie.zone
Fleur_@aussie.zone Joined: 2025-04-23 |
Sure, your collection of molecules cease bonding together, electrical impulses halt and what made you you no longer exists in any recognizable form. It's why we're having problems finding people like Attila the Hun or Michelangelo. They don't exist any longer.
The molecules in my body aren't the ones I'm born with and hopefully won't be the ones I die with. Which ones are my molecules? Is it transitory so the only molecules that are me are the ones in my body right this very moment, in that case don't I cease being in the instant both before and after the present? What makes me me? And what makes that me recognisable? Does an image count? Or a description? Does it have to be the specific arrangement of molecules that exist only in the present mentioned earlier? Sure you can't find attila or Michelangelo but does that mean they don't exist? You've mentioned their names, they're in that sense recognisable. |
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Schwim Dandy
piefed.zip
schwim@piefed.zipJoined: 2025-06-15 |
The molecules in my body aren't the ones I'm born with and hopefully won't be the ones I die with. Which ones are my molecules? Is it transitory so the only molecules that are me are the ones in my body right this very moment, in that case don't I cease being in the instant both before and after the present? What makes me me? And what makes that me recognisable? Does an image count? Or a descri...
I can also dive into pedantic ping pong regarding when is a boat no longer a boat but I'll leave it with this. If you can find me Atilla the Hun or Michelangelo, we will ask them and I'll concede every single one of your points past, present and future. |
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Fleur_
aussie.zone
Fleur_@aussie.zone Joined: 2025-04-23 |
I can also dive into pedantic ping pong regarding when is a boat no longer a boat but I'll leave it with this. If you can find me Atilla the Hun or Michelangelo, we will ask them and I'll concede every single one of your points past, present and future.
They're already found bro, you brought them here. |
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Infrapink
thebrainbin.org
Infrapink@thebrainbin.orgJoined: 2025-02-15 |
Prayers are not thaumaturgy. A person who says grace is asking God to bless the cook, but it's up to God whether that happens |
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TheWeirdestCunt
lemmy.today
TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-03 |
no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products.
Oh! Blessed are the meek! Well they have been having a bad time lately. |
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YiddishMcSquidish
lemmy.today
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-03-10 |
I know a couple chefs that definitely do not deserve, nor would I think they even want heaven. Those dudes only seemed truly happy when in the thick of it. |
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YiddishMcSquidish
lemmy.today
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-03-10 |
So like when I'm asleep
Am I the only person who values their dreams? |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 |
God always stealing credit for the food I made. ๐
For the ingredients you were given enough intelligence to transform into something tasty.* ๐ |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 |
Chefs would have a terrible time in heaven.
If there's some halal cocaine in Heaven, maybe they'll do alright, lol. |
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SatyrSack
quokk.au
SatyrSack@quokk.auJoined: 2025-08-25 |
I only ever hear โand bless the hands that prepared it.โ Soโฆ thatโs an interesting image.
Heaven is full of these
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inb4_FoundTheVegan
lemmy.world
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-04 |
For the ingredients you were given enough intelligence to transform into something tasty.* ๐
No. Sorry. I hate every version of this. You're allowed to perceive the world as you wish, but thanking your God for a service I worked to provide is presumptive, dismissive and rude. |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 |
No. Sorry. I hate every version of this. You're allowed to perceive the world as you wish, but thanking your God for a service I worked to provide is presumptive, dismissive and rude.
It doesn't take anything away from you, don't worry, I know you put in the work... but we all need space-time and matter to make it happen and nobody did that, God did. ๐ |
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spittingimage
lemmy.world
spittingimage@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Given what I've read about chefs, no amount of prayer would be enough. |
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fruitycoder
sh.itjust.works
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-11 |
It doesn't take anything away from you, don't worry, I know you put in the work... but we all need space-time and matter to make it happen and nobody did that, God did. ๐
Yeah god killed that kid when i was kindergarten, now i wear my seat belt all the time. Mysterious ways. |
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๐ฐ ๐ ๐ฑ ๐ฆ ๐ณ ๐ฆ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ
pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
Hard to go somewhere that doesn't exist ๐คทโโ๏ธ |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 |
Yeah god killed that kid when i was kindergarten, now i wear my seat belt all the time. Mysterious ways.
I didn't know God drove cars but I'm glad you learnt something useful from such a horrible experience. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
either heaven or purgatory. |
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nullify3112
lemmy.world
nullify3112@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-04-05 |
I think it was already obvious that ice cream makers were blessed
Those milkshakes have been blessed. Still bringing those boys to the yard. |
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fruitycoder
sh.itjust.works
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-11 |
I didn't know God drove cars but I'm glad you learnt something useful from such a horrible experience.
God did make the space-time and matter to make it happen. ๐ |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 |
God did make the space-time and matter to make it happen. ๐
He did make it all, and thank God for even a second of life. |
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Sanctus
anarchist.nexus
Sanctus@anarchist.nexusJoined: 2025-09-08 |
Finally, a real fucken shower thought Yes, absolutely yes they do. |
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