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Wren
lemmy.today
Wren@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-11-04 |
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schmorp
slrpnk.net
schmorpel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-07-12 |
It's totally possible to bite your nails so that they are nice and have smooth edges, just like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters could theoretically write all sorts of fancy literature if only we wait long enough. All I have to do is bite off an infinite number of bits! Update: I've accidentally scratched all the works of Shakespeare on my bf's back, why is he mad? |
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks
programming.dev
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-19 |
It's totally possible to bite your nails so that they are nice and have smooth edges, just like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters could theoretically write all sorts of fancy literature if only we wait long enough. All I have to do is bite off an infinite number of bits! Update: I've accidentally scratched all the works of Shakespeare on my bf's back, why is he mad?
Bf mad because of how unfair life is to Hamlet just because he's a dork that can't make a decision. |
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Ricky Rigatoni
piefed.zip
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-14 |
The path to smooth skin is paved in scabs and pressure washed with blood. |
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dustycups
aussie.zone
prex@aussie.zone Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Must be pure
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Courtney (she/her/they)
lemmy.blahaj.zone
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2026-04-10 |
Hey look, it's my spouse! I have to threaten to tape oven mitts to their arms to keep from scratching. They've even been scratching at small irregularities in their sleep. |
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