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negativenull
piefed.world
negativenull@piefed.worldJoined: 2025-06-12 |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
After my second colonoscopy, I was cleared for 10 years. We'll see if I live long enough for a third. |
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negativenull
piefed.world
negativenull@piefed.worldJoined: 2025-06-12 |
After my second colonoscopy, I was cleared for 10 years. We'll see if I live long enough for a third.
Did you clean your trackball too I hope? |
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Sibshops
lemmy.myserv.one
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.oneJoined: 2025-06-04 |
After my second colonoscopy, I was cleared for 10 years. We'll see if I live long enough for a third.
I get to have my first routine one soon. Yippie! |
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Krusty
quokk.au
Krusty@quokk.auJoined: 2026-05-03 |
I used to just take like a piece of plastic and scraped off the little rollers... Not sure what a q tip is gonna accomplish. That shit (dead skin cells and sebum) gets caked onto the rollers.... |
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amio
lemmy.world
amio@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
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CapuccinoCoretto
lemmy.world
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-03-24 |
My gr10 computer teacher was so tired of kids stealing those balls from class that he mass ordered a big bucket of them so he could replace them. One day he was showing me the massive tub he had. I told him that was really impressive, my collection isn't nearly that big yet. :/ |
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pressedhams
lemmy.blahaj.zone
pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-05-13 |
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You’re in this picture and don’t like it? |
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cynar
lemmy.world
cynar@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
I used to just take like a piece of plastic and scraped off the little rollers... Not sure what a q tip is gonna accomplish. That shit (dead skin cells and sebum) gets caked onto the rollers....
Side cutters for the win. Hair got wrapped around and got glued by the other crap. 1 cut and the whole thing came off as a single sheet of hells tissue paper. |
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wjrii
lemmy.world
wjrii@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-15 |
Side cutters for the win. Hair got wrapped around and got glued by the other crap. 1 cut and the whole thing came off as a single sheet of hells tissue paper.
Who had side cutters laying around during the heyday of the gray-testicled computer mouse, though? |
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cynar
lemmy.world
cynar@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
Who had side cutters laying around during the heyday of the gray-testicled computer mouse, though?
I was playing with electronics projects a lot so ... me? |
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CromulantCrow
lemmy.zip
CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-05 |
Seriously, do get a colonoscopy, when appropriate. The risks are minimal and the reward is not having to go through years of chemo, radiation, and surgery and then dying of colorectal cancer. |
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Onomatopoeia
lemmy.cafe
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2025-01-02 |
Seriously, do get a colonoscopy, when appropriate. The risks are minimal and the reward is not having to go through years of chemo, radiation, and surgery and then dying of colorectal cancer.
Recent research has shown pre-emptive colonoscopies don't reduce mortality rates. Poo tests are much better without the risks. |
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wjrii
lemmy.world
wjrii@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-15 |
I was playing with electronics projects a lot so ... me?
Hmmm... Checkmate, @cynar@lemmy.world... Well played... for now. |
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CromulantCrow
lemmy.zip
CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-05 |
Recent research has shown pre-emptive colonoscopies don't reduce mortality rates. Poo tests are much better without the risks.
That was the argument my wife was giving me six years ago. The stool tests she took showed nothing. She died two weeks ago after a grueling battle with rectal cancer. You're not going to convince me. |
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DaniNatrix
leminal.space
DaniNatrix@leminal.space Joined: 2025-01-31 |
That was the argument my wife was giving me six years ago. The stool tests she took showed nothing. She died two weeks ago after a grueling battle with rectal cancer. You're not going to convince me.
Sorry for your loss, cancer fucking sucks... |
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ClockworkOtter
lemmy.world
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-10 |
Recent research has shown pre-emptive colonoscopies don't reduce mortality rates. Poo tests are much better without the risks.
Just to add to this comment, this is specifically in population level studies rather than on a per-individual basis. |
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atomicbocks
sh.itjust.works
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-16 |
Recommended age for colonoscopy is 45, I’m pretty sure there are people younger than that who had mice like these. They were still the default well into the XP era. |
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Malyca
lemmy.zip
Malyca@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-04-13 |
Sure we're old and have to shit all night once a year, but we've got wisdom now! |
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NoForwadSlashS
piefed.social
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social Joined: 2025-07-09 |
I don't care how well you clean it, I don't want the dense sphere putting back in. |
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some_kind_of_guy
lemmy.world
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-14 |
Recommended age for colonoscopy is 45, I’m pretty sure there are people younger than that who had mice like these. They were still the default well into the XP era.
I still have one hooked up to an auxiliary box in the homelab. It's got the old style barrel-shaped 6-pin PS/2 DIN connector, and the box is a new-ish mini-PC with USB C only, so I had to go mouse > USB A adapter > USB C OTG adapter > PC. Cursed setup, but the mouse works just as well as it did when it was new (which is to say: not that great, lol) |
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Malyca
lemmy.zip
Malyca@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-04-13 |
That was the argument my wife was giving me six years ago. The stool tests she took showed nothing. She died two weeks ago after a grueling battle with rectal cancer. You're not going to convince me.
I'm so sorry for your loss. I think it's the top killer for adults. I've got the gene but they won't let me test before 45 (I'm 43). I'm gonna try the poo tests until insurance lets me do a colonoscopy. Take this stuff seriously folks, advocate for yourselves. |
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some_kind_of_guy
lemmy.world
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-14 |
Recent research has shown pre-emptive colonoscopies don't reduce mortality rates. Poo tests are much better without the risks.
Until otherwise proven, I'm not convinced that's not just insurance company propaganda, with the goal of not covering colonoscopies for younger people. |
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some_kind_of_guy
lemmy.world
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-14 |
My gr10 computer teacher was so tired of kids stealing those balls from class that he mass ordered a big bucket of them so he could replace them. One day he was showing me the massive tub he had. I told him that was really impressive, my collection isn't nearly that big yet. :/
I keep a mason jar full of these on my desk next to my cumjar |
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some_kind_of_guy
lemmy.world
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-14 |
I used to just take like a piece of plastic and scraped off the little rollers... Not sure what a q tip is gonna accomplish. That shit (dead skin cells and sebum) gets caked onto the rollers....
Maybe the cotton bud is saturated with ISO? Or the cleaning is done more often |
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slazer2au
lemmy.world
slazer2au@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Recommended age for colonoscopy is 45, I’m pretty sure there are people younger than that who had mice like these. They were still the default well into the XP era.
We still had ball mice at school in 2005 so not even close to 45 years |
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Track_Shovel
slrpnk.net
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-13 |
I get to have my first routine one soon. Yippie!
I'm going on friday. Hot date with Cameron Diaz. |
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CultLeader4Hire
lemmy.world
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-28 |
Recommended age for colonoscopy is 45, I’m pretty sure there are people younger than that who had mice like these. They were still the default well into the XP era.
Depends on your risk factors my doctors have been trying to get me to do one since 35, I turn 40 soon. I’m just so scared of getting an IV 😭 |
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cub Gucci
lemmy.today
vivalapivo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-15 |
That was the argument my wife was giving me six years ago. The stool tests she took showed nothing. She died two weeks ago after a grueling battle with rectal cancer. You're not going to convince me.
Sorry for your loss. How old was she? |
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AnUnusualRelic
lemmy.world
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-06 |
The oldest mouse I've used was an optical mouse, which required a special optical mouse mat. It came with an SGI Iris Workstation. Edit: added link to a page describing the glorious Iris 3000 for your viewing pleasure. Starting that thing felt like a Tupolev was taking off next to your desk. It was quite something. I saved one that was getting chucked, and found a place for it in the local national tech museum. |
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Sc00ter
lemmy.zip
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-14 |
Depends on your risk factors my doctors have been trying to get me to do one since 35, I turn 40 soon. I’m just so scared of getting an IV 😭
Im 38 and going in for my 3rd or 4th one next week. Obviously im high risk, but ive gotten to the point where ive got no shame and no fear of it anymore. I cant help with fear of needles or general anesthesia, but the actual process is painless, and youll just be farting for a while after |
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Sc00ter
lemmy.zip
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-14 |
I'm going on friday. Hot date with Cameron Diaz.
Next Monday for me! Enjoy your cocktails! |
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chunkystyles
sopuli.xyz
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-29 |
I keep a mason jar full of these on my desk next to my cumjar
That's gross! Do you have any idea how dirty those balls get? |
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CromulantCrow
lemmy.zip
CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-05 |
Sorry for your loss. How old was she?
Early 60s. She was prone to distrusting authority. She believed the youtube doctors who said colonoscopies aren't worth the risk, so she delayed getting one for years. Eventually she had to because nobody could explain her symptoms. At that point she was 57. If she hadn't waited she may have been in time to treat it successfully. After the diagnosis she told her sister (5 years younger) who then went to get a colonoscopy. They found polyps that would have become cancer, but because it was early it was trivial to remove them. |
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cub Gucci
lemmy.today
vivalapivo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-15 |
Early 60s. She was prone to distrusting authority. She believed the youtube doctors who said colonoscopies aren't worth the risk, so she delayed getting one for years. Eventually she had to because nobody could explain her symptoms. At that point she was 57. If she hadn't waited she may have been in time to treat it successfully. After the diagnosis she told her sister (5 years younger) who the...
Man, that should be so hard to write. Thank you for sharing this cautionary tale with me and everyone here. My aunt died in almost the same circumstances. She had Hodgkin's lymphoma, but was treating her symptoms with baking powder following advice from doctors somewhere in social media. Her death was preventable, and it tore apart my cousins. |
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