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displaced_city_mouse midwest.social displaced_city_mouse@midwest.social
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These were on one technician's station at the auto repair shop, and at a receptionist's desk at the associated dealership. I've seen them individually at other places in the past, but this is the first time I've seen a nest of them.

And before you ask, they don't at all taste like the body of christ...

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WhoIzDisIz lemmy.today WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-27
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Were you comparing to a real body of Christ, or the paper-thin cardboard wafers I remember from my Catholic youth? Then there's the real questions of whether they tasted good at all, and if you ate them because you heard the voice of Christ telling you "eat me, I'm free!"

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AverageEarthling feddit.online AverageEarthling@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-03-09
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and of course jesus is a white guy. we need some little plastic satans to leave in random places.

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displaced_city_mouse midwest.social displaced_city_mouse@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-06-11
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Were you comparing to a real body of Christ, or the paper-thin cardboard wafers I remember from my Catholic youth? Then there's the real questions of whether they tasted good at all, and if you ate them because you heard the voice of Christ telling you "eat me, I'm free!"

I read "Eat me, I'm free!" in Mr. Humphreys' voice (from "Are You Being Served?").

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displaced_city_mouse midwest.social displaced_city_mouse@midwest.social
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and of course jesus is a white guy. we need some little plastic satans to leave in random places.

A white guy with a beauty pageant sash that reads "Jebus ❤️ You".

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
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Unwrapped, because we know auto techs all have clean hands.

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DaniNatrix leminal.space DaniNatrix@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-01-31
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So, fun to know I'm not alone. I work in local government for a small Southern town in the US and our city manager orders these by the case and spends her lunch hour leaving them around town, sigh.

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WhoIzDisIz lemmy.today WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-27
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I read "Eat me, I'm free!" in Mr. Humphreys' voice (from "Are You Being Served?").

I'm afraid I've never seen that & know absolutely nothing about it.

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