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Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier
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CubitOom infosec.pub CubitOom@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-06-08
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Link: https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/hegseth-to-personally-test-erection-strength-of-each-soldier/
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CIA_chatbot lemmy.world CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
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I personally love that fact this this is from thehardtimes.net
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LillyPip lemmy.ca LillyPip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-08
#3 · Quote Reply

The Onion slinging more facts than Fox since 2016.
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Rhaedas fedia.io Rhaedas@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-03-03
#4 · Quote Reply
LillyPip wrote:
The Onion slinging more facts than Fox since 2016.

Low bar there. They've been spitting Truth even before we realized they had a damn crystal ball.
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cristigyk piefed.social cristigyk@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-07-18
#5 · Quote Reply

"sperm tasting is next' said Hegseth. 'sir, you mean sperm testing?' 'i know what i said' whispered Hegseth with a smile.
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MutantTailThing lemmy.world MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-23
#6 · Quote Reply

Cock pushups are back on the menu boys.
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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
#7 · Quote Reply
MutantTailThing wrote:
Cock pushups are back on the menu boys.

Cock pushups are back on the menu boys.
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okwhateverdude lemmy.world okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-01
#8 · Quote Reply
MutantTailThing wrote:
Cock pushups are back on the menu boys.

One is really all you need
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