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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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hobata lemmy.ml hobata@lemmy.ml
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Jesus.

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mindbleach sh.itjust.works mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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Who came up with Person Man?

Degraded man, Person Man.

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isleepinahammock lemmy.blahaj.zone isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Jesus.

Republican Jesus.

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Racoonwithbenefits lemmy.zip Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip
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slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
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This one is overtly spicy and not in the good way, but it came from a segment of Whose Line.

Tap for spoiler

Knee grow man

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xprcZIebshk&t=132

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SatyrSack quokk.au SatyrSack@quokk.au
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Captain Obvious

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I Cast Fist programming.dev ICastFist@programming.dev
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Yo momma

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ShinkanTrain lemmy.ml ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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Dog Welder?

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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Tom Holland's version is just cleaning up Tony Stark's messes

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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Republican Jesus.

Uncle Ruckus' Jesus

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Notyou sopuli.xyz Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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I kinda wanna say Batman. He is just cycling through his trauma by using his wealth to beat up a lot of mentally ill people in Gotham.

I'd say he's the worst because he could use his wealth for social programs and improve the quality of life for eveyone in Gotham. Instead he just beats up bad guys (and refuses to kill known serial murders that get out of jail and murder more every so often). He doesn't want to solve the problem. He wants to use his wealth to live out his fantasy.

Don't give me that BS about killing is the one thing Batman won't do because blah blah blah.....he doesn't mind breaking all the other laws when different actions would be better for people, but he doesn't want to kill someone that will murder again. Don't half ass your 'I'm above the law shit' either you can go beat up people and administer the judgement you see fit, or don't go beating up criminals.

You can't eat your cake and have it too.

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billwashere lemmy.world billwashere@lemmy.world
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Dog Welder?

I get this reference.

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isleepinahammock lemmy.blahaj.zone isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Uncle Ruckus' Jesus

"His peculiar message of race-based redemption."

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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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I kinda wanna say Batman. He is just cycling through his trauma by using his wealth to beat up a lot of mentally ill people in Gotham. I'd say he's the worst because he could use his wealth for social programs and improve the quality of life for eveyone in Gotham. Instead he just beats up bad guys (and refuses to kill known serial murders that get out of jail and murder more every so often). He...

I don't disagree, but it does vary a lot depending on the incarnation.

Some of his incarnations do try to improve things and are altruistic with their money.

Others are grimdark jerks.

Batman CAN be a proper good guy, he just often isn't.

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MidsizedSedan lemmy.world MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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I kinda wanna say Batman. He is just cycling through his trauma by using his wealth to beat up a lot of mentally ill people in Gotham. I'd say he's the worst because he could use his wealth for social programs and improve the quality of life for eveyone in Gotham. Instead he just beats up bad guys (and refuses to kill known serial murders that get out of jail and murder more every so often). He...

Bruce Wayne can help Gotham alot more than Batman can

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UltraGiGaGigantic lemmy.ml UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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boogerman

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