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Gotta drop them grats tho

That is an extremely reddit interaction.

Cake day is cake day

Dang glad I am here on Lemmy

Those comments were the WORST. I can’t get an erection. I’m glad there’s no “edit: a word” “I also choose this guy’s dead wife” “I broke both of my arms, but my mom helped out” etc. comments on this side of the fence. Good riddance!

Can't tell if insensitive asshole or karma farming bot

I think the only ones I kind of miss are the "you mean X, Y is" and the hell in a cell ones.

Bot accounts don't get context

I've seen the former on lemmy occasionally

And the ~1300 people that thought that was a good comment to upvote?

Lol, I still tell people happy anniversary and label edits at times, usually so the chronologically train of thought makes sense

And sometimes I think its just nice to have a reason to say I'm glad folks are here, and sharing this space with me 🤷🏻‍♂️. But I can get why people might find them grating

Guess what? It's all bots

That's some fucked up shit.

Every now and then you'll run into them. I partook in an x/y one a week or two ago

Shittymorph was so good, and just everywhere, you could never expect it.

it's not your cake day? f you

no. a extremely reddit one would be

'at least you had a boyfriend to murder himself in front of you'

Happy cock day!

You can't get an erection?

worst thing I can't forget.

I watched a man get pulled into one of those giant wood chippers. he was trying to kick a branch into the horn and his pants got caught. before he could free himself it had pulled him in feet first.

nobody was around until we heard the screams. jesus...the screams were worse than you can imagine.

most people think screaming is like yelling, but it's not. the raw emotion and fear you can feel is something I'll never forget.

by the time we got it shut off, it was too late. everything past his navel was gone. his face was frozen in this grotesque mask that didn't even look human.

if that wasn't bad enough, the sounds his wife and father made when they were told were just as heavy as his were as he was dying.

Yeah, I never really hated shittymorph or the various novelty accounts. It was more copycats who killed every joke.

The swamps of degobbah was a great read when it first came out too

I'm genuinely sorry you experienced that.

I'm guessing she technically means ex-boyfriend.

Well, that and the very typical reddit crowd that upvotes stuff like that.

What the genuine fuck did I just read. No abuse, no previous signs, no intervention? Really? Really?

Don't know, wasn't there.

I thought so, I was just writing my questions out, because I don't know how tf that can just happen.

Man the broken arms story was wild

Pretty funny though.

The switcharoos were kinda awesome and the whole linking of them (I’m going in) was pretty fun back in the day. It’s a shame the owners fucked that platform up so thoroughly.

Or just someone with impeccable comedic timing.

I don't really get the outrage over a reply like that when the person they responded to thought it was a good idea to share something that gruesome and upsetting in an AskReddit thread of all places. A thread that didn't even have a Serious tag.

Always thought they pushed the "cake day" trash.

Personally I am on the side of traumadumping on Reddit

Yeah, those tended to build a sense of community across reddit in a fun way.

My absolute favorite was an exchange where someone told a long rambling story, then there was a reply where someone said something like "man I thought this story was gonna turn out to be a shittymorph post." Then there's another reply where someone agrees and says "yeah I was just waiting for the part where he says the thing about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table." and obviously THAT comment was left by shittymorph. Motherfucker just showed up out of nowhere and did the thing without even having to string you along with a story first.

Ah yes, beetlejuicing I believe was the term!

"Honestly, he's TA and you should divorce him immediately. That kind of behavior is extremely toxic."

Yeah that's something I wouldn't wish on anyone

'so you're single?'

I couldn't imagine having a Reddit account... The horrors

Can we please stop that censoring of names of public social media posts.

Nah, more like "what did you do to make him suicidal?"

Does that meant his wife is single?

Agreed. People need to understand reddit isn't Facebook. It's an open forum not to be taken seriously.

Man that ... Oof. Sorry you had to experience that, sounds traumatic AF.

Good PSA to not fuck around with wood chippers and equipment in general. Turns out that inanimate objects don't actually give a shit about you.

Oh my god I wasn't ready to read this

Bots all the way down