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Unbecredible sh.itjust.works Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-03
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Oni_eyes sh.itjust.works Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#2 · Quote Reply

Wizards do get blizzards and we all know that milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. The questions are thus: what is the lich <-> boy ratio and how many witches come in tow?
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mrbn lemmy.ca mrbn@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-18
#3 · Quote Reply

They just mad that wizards get to ponder big beautiful orbs on the regular.
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Kwiila slrpnk.net Kwiila@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-08-05
#4 · Quote Reply
Oni_eyes wrote:
Wizards do get blizzards and we all know that milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. The questions are thus: what is the lich &lt;-&gt; boy ratio and how many witches come in tow?

I had some doubts about this community being for genuine wizards until I read this comment.

I think the universal Milkshake Theorem can be bypassed by the lich to lichen, buff to buffet handwave. The trick is to have the witches in stitches, if they can appreciate their own bitches.
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glimse lemmy.world glimse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#5 · Quote Reply

Having to resort to necromancy to find a partner isn't really the flex you think it is, lichy boy
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Oni_eyes sh.itjust.works Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#6 · Quote Reply
Kwiila wrote:
I had some doubts about this community being for genuine wizards until I read this comment. I think the universal Milkshake Theorem can be bypassed by the lich to lichen, buff to buffet handwave. The trick is to have the witches in stitches, if they can appreciate their own bitches.

Are we talking a Warren or a Jimmy handwave conversion ratio?
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bbbbbbbbbbb lemmy.world Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#7 · Quote Reply
glimse wrote:
Having to resort to necromancy to find a partner isn't really the flex you think it is, lichy boy

Go to a metal concert, it definitely is the flex you think it isnt. Plus immortality? Thats just more time to study magic!
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