He's a keeper!

If she doesn't want him I'll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.

Cheese is expensive af. And tasty!

Damn thats not a cheap wheel of cheese. Date #2 on the table... next to the cheese

Chocolate+red wine for breakups and periods

I'm a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop

Does your sister live in Stardew Valley?

I plant the potatoes and wait until they flower out of spite.

(well, more accurately, because I have a small farm, but still some spite).

Yeah I am going with the person who likes potatoes

I showed my wife this. Asked her what if I gifted her a wheel of cheese for our anniversary.

She said she would remarry me. But it would depend on the kind of cheese.

Reminds me of that high dude who bought 40 pounds of parmesan because it was mistakenly labeled as dirt cheap.

When I worked in telecom, suppkier would always send candy or other crap by Christmas time. One supplier sent me a wheel if cheddar. Still remember this 15 years later. But I've forgotten every other supplier

I would 100% prefer getting potatoes and/or cheese instead of flowers. I don't like getting flowers.

Did you just offer me cheese?

It's like 3 minutes if "aww they're so pretty" and then a week or two of watching them die

If you hadn’t posted it, I was going to.

Yeah flowers can be like 8-30€. That wheel of cheese is worth a whole fortune. A kg of really cheap cheese already goes for like 10€/kg.

I’m not a woman, but I will admit that giving me cheese gets you my full attention, if not outright devotion.

Add jam or dulce de leche and the combo becomes a thing of dreams 🤤

An aged cheese the age of your anniversary would be a cool gift. But it would get very expensive very fast

Does it have to be name brand rue, or can I use the generic store brand?

What kind of cheese though?

"If a PIECE will fascinate her..."

The wine goes in the sauce, and you can grate the chocolate for a topping

I'd be ok with a flowering plant, something I can put in a pot or the garden and it'll live.

Reminds me of a guy who ordered pizza to the pub but didn't want to make the landlord cross so he got enough for everyone. I had three slices and some of his weed.

Optionally for periods the wine can be white since you get free red dye

He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.

...people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.

Bro have you seen the price of cheese these days ? I almost felt like crying in front of the pitiful slice of comté costing 38€/kg in the store's fridge yesterday.

(Though this screenshot is a few years older than the inflation spike)

Uh. That's enough internet for me today.

Add a piece of dark chocolate with chili pepper, everyone looks at you funny when you suggest it, but it's always the combo they make for themselves afterwards.

Now that's a keeper.

Marriage material. Cheese is my love language.

Back in the days when men used to try to charm me with flowers, I remained polite & grateful on the surface but LIVID on the inside because

If he really loved me he'd think about what things I actually need/want, and spend that precious money on something useful & thoughtful. Flowers are so ridiculously EXPENSIVE & USELESS then they DIE, so men who buy flowers are either wealthy & stupid, or poor & stupid. Financially irresponsible.

My wife ordered it cheese -> potatoes -> flowers

Legendary lineup i just got

I'd carve out an exception for responsibly gathered flowers.

And just like that… late stage capitalist society winds back at hunter/gatherer tribal norms.

Or you can just enjoy the mac & cheese, chocolate, and wine separately, like a non-psycho!

Cheese-Flowers-Potatoes for me which incidentally is also arranged highest price to lowest. My kids got me a wheel of Humboldt Fog one year for Christmas. Cheese is a fantastic gift.

Yes perhaps but the only way to legally responsibly gather flowers is if the flower giver has their own garden on their own property. Very rare scenario nowadays.

Steam the what? STEAM THE WHAT?!

Well, i do have a pretty nice balcony selection. That said, though, i don't think anyone would care about me pulling some tansies, lupins, daisies, or poppies from a vacant lot. You could do a lot just with grasses too.

Edit: ooh, i forgot clover flowers. Amazingly pretty. Dandelions are lovely too.

Edit 2: just saw a big cluster of forget-me-nots

I agree, but on a small technicality that i would still love plants. If its not meant to die and be wasteful, i will cherish it. But no one really means that when they say flowers as a gift.

They smell nice. And they look nice. For a week

Steam the hams, obviously.

How did he hunter/gather a cheese wheel?

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, a dash of mustard and paprike with a buttery crumb topping. Which would be complimentary to macaroni and cheese and not make your mouth scream in agony at the fact that you are eating three things that do not in any way shape or form go together in one dish.

Then maybe give them the wine and chocolate as a dessert.