Steal it when they're not looking.

Ask him about Epstein.

Wait... I read this as 'the rapist'.

Call them out for psychoanalysing you and say "you're a pervert!"

Point out that their entire job is mostly just getting people to accept the horrors of capitalism as normal and internalize that any anxiety or pain they experience as a result of capitalism are symptoms of a disorder in them not signs that capitalism is an unsustainable death cult.

there are therapists out there who are aware; it's just really difficult to find them.

i have the most luck by making it clear that the capitalist mindset is not going to work at the beginning and keeping track of many times the therapist keeps trying to push it and it switch to a new therapist if they keep failing.

Re-heat them, and then cool them improperly.

..And I read this as 'Einstein'.
This calls for a new FunnyaskLemmy.