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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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blarg_dunsen sh.itjust.works blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Yes, just say "frick", "butt" and "darn" a lot.

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unmagical lemmy.ml unmagical@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-10-30
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

When people say the "f word" they mean to "focus on the Holy Spirit."

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
#4 · Quote Reply

You cup your testicles and make an oath upon them. Testify!

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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#5 · Quote Reply

Here's an instructional video that should help.

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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

How to swear? Yes.
When to swear? Ah, grassfucker; that you must learn on your own.

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cheese_greater lemmy.world cheese_greater@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-11
#7 · Quote Reply

Fuck no

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ratrace lemmy.zip ratrace@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-03
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Polite society is not so civil but covered in the stank ass of its own vanity and false unholy image of dumb fuckery. So fuck em straight to gawd damn hell and give no fucks unless you are participating in the act of Infiltration. They are all a bunch of shit head phony baloney basturds. I put a spell on you and now you are mine..... cursssssssss 🐍

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ratrace lemmy.zip ratrace@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-03
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

When people say the "f word" they mean to "focus on the Holy Spirit."

FOTHS? naw dawg your co-opt has failed and you just look like a sun whorshiping dork... stick to frick, dang and shoot

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ratrace lemmy.zip ratrace@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-03
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How to swear? Yes. When to swear? Ah, grassfucker; that you must learn on your own.

got to get them feet wet hahah

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ratrace lemmy.zip ratrace@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-03
#11 · Quote Reply

You cup your testicles and make an oath upon them. Testify!

hell yeah 🥜😤

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unmagical lemmy.ml unmagical@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-10-30
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FOTHS? naw dawg your co-opt has failed and you just look like a sun whorshiping dork... stick to frick, dang and shoot

Genuinely can't tell if you were taking my comment in Shitty Ask Lemmy seriously or just responding in kind to the caricature I had fabricated based upon my past interactions with evangelicals.

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banause feddit.org banause@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-07-26
#13 · Quote Reply

Du dumme Sau!

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
#14 · Quote Reply

Start by raising your right hand.

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apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org apotheotic@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#15 · Quote Reply

Fuck no

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sudoer777 lemmy.ml sudoer777@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-02-18
#16 · Quote Reply

No I'm not allowed to say cuss words

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historicaldocuments lemmy.world historicaldocuments@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoAQmpch-xw

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UltraGiGaGigantic lemmy.ml UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-08-23
#18 · Quote Reply

Tell me why

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