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Séimhe (sé / é) lemmy.world Seimhe@lemmy.world
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Not judging. Just raising awareness.

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db2 lemmy.world db2@lemmy.world
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It's all I can hear now, what's the actual line?

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Séimhe (sé / é) lemmy.world Seimhe@lemmy.world
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It's all I can hear now, what's the actual line?

I have no idea! It's all I can hear. It's episode 11 "The Young Lords" of season 1 (the only season).

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
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I hear "kay-ness", probably makes sense in context.

OTH, if you go to the bother of making sentient robots, you might as well make them anatomically correct. You never know when that might come in handy.

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Séimhe (sé / é) lemmy.world Seimhe@lemmy.world
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I hear "kay-ness", probably makes sense in context. OTH, if you go to the bother of making sentient robots, you might as well make them anatomically correct. You never know when that might come in handy.

You're so close. I don't want to ruin the magic by finding the answer, but curiosity got the better of me and I found the script. The line is "Canis patrol..." (whatever Canis is).

Edit: now when I listen I hear "Gayness patrol" 🤷‍♂️

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CIA_chatbot lemmy.world CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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You're so close. I don't want to ruin the magic by finding the answer, but curiosity got the better of me and I found the script. The line is "Canis patrol..." (whatever Canis is). Edit: now when I listen I hear "Gayness patrol" 🤷‍♂️

Canis, like “Canine” or Canis Lupas,or possible from Canis Major which is a constellation

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SatyrSack quokk.au SatyrSack@quokk.au
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You're so close. I don't want to ruin the magic by finding the answer, but curiosity got the better of me and I found the script. The line is "Canis patrol..." (whatever Canis is). Edit: now when I listen I hear "Gayness patrol" 🤷‍♂️

Canus patrol is a group of four Cylon Raiders attached to Specter's Attila garrison command.

https://en.battlestarwiki.org/Canus_patrol

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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The fancy cylon seemed pleased that they found him a cruiser full of penis.

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gedfromgont piefed.ca gedfromgont@piefed.ca
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I hear "kay-ness", probably makes sense in context. OTH, if you go to the bother of making sentient robots, you might as well make them anatomically correct. You never know when that might come in handy.

Fully... functional?

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andyburke fedia.io andyburke@fedia.io
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Fully... functional?

in every way, of course.

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QuantumSparkles sh.itjust.works QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-02
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PENIS PATROL HAS INTERCEPTED TWO UNCIRCUMCISED INTRUDERS

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Séimhe (sé / é) lemmy.world Seimhe@lemmy.world
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The fancy cylon seemed pleased that they found him a cruiser full of penis.

The colonials must have a reputation.

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Botzo lemmy.world Botzo@lemmy.world
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Canis, like “Canine” or Canis Lupas,or possible from Canis Major which is a constellation

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/canus

https://www.latin-is-simple.com/en/vocabulary/adjective/1859/

Gray/white/hoary/ancient/etc.

ETA: intended to respond to the other comment here to the bsg wiki with an entry for Canus.

That said, I think canis makes more sense for a patrol name.

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AA5B lemmy.world AA5B@lemmy.world
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You're so close. I don't want to ruin the magic by finding the answer, but curiosity got the better of me and I found the script. The line is "Canis patrol..." (whatever Canis is). Edit: now when I listen I hear "Gayness patrol" 🤷‍♂️

gayness Patrol is probably the more senior scouts, always looking out for penis patrol

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