You can tell they’re not from New York because they circled part of New Jersey.

Otherwise I’d say it might be from a New Yorker telling people to stick to the tourist areas.

No airports for you

I actually don't know why. Can someone fill me in?

Really, everyone should stay away from all of New Jersey. Not because of anything racial, but because it's New Jersey

Jay and Silent Bob have entered the room ...

Because they're in New York, but not Manhattan.

real New Yorkers live in NJ, work in NYC

Everything is legal in New Jersey.

If you go to the Bronx a common morning greeting is YOU GOOD?! Say it loud and look them up and down a bunch. They'll know youre from there

Theyre being racist. Lower Manhattan and Williamsburg to coneyisland have been gentrified. There are still hold outs in china town selling cheap dumplings and wonton soup. And dupes for cheap

Except pumping your own gas, and left turns

Better yet, avoid the entire country.

Oh, I know why...

There's not much to see in the red areas. All the tourist spots everyone wants to visit while on vacation are outside them.

It's the armpit of America!

That's quitter talk!

Pro tip: If you want a fight say this in any bar in the four boroughs.

Staten Island doesn’t count because it’s basically New Jersey.

Went to Newark once and a couple nice old ladies exiting a beautiful local church told me to get the fuck out.

I love when maga-pilled tell people to avoid major parts of the country.

Why?

1. They're sensitive snowflakes who get butthurt if they see a LGBTQIA person
2. Nobody wants them there anyways.

If the armpit worries you, you should avoid Florida as well.

You could see a black person in Brooklyn!!

Last time I visited New York I stayed in New Jersey, in the red area, was a 20 minute bus ride from the port authority without traffic. Had Chinese food one night from the red area, is still the best American-Chinese food I ever had.

lawnguyland

Is that the crotch?

lololololol facts

Me trying to avoid flock cameras be like

Better advice for tourists: Avoid the USA.

Telling tourists? That's like screaming into the void.

Started island is more like Florida than New Jersey.

I like how it goes out into the water, like "even if you're a fish!"

How preposterous to see a black man running around free! My word, they should immediately be put to work and if they refuse hung! That's how we did it in the olden days and we should bring those back! /s

So what you're telling me is that the good, cheap food that tourists crave are in the red labeled areas? Understood!

After some thought, its New York, so cheap is probably relative.

Yea. There's at least 3 night markets In Queens where you can fill up on $10. And in The heights and the Bronx you can find restaurants under the train tracks selling crazy portions for $15

They're the same type of suburbanites who think more than 3 black people in a half-mile radius constitutes gang activity

Maybe just fill in everything between Canada and Mexico as avoid

This wouldn't get me shot, would it?

I can't guarantee your safety

What is the obvious reason they are referring to? I'm not from NY or America do I don't have a clue.

Making fun of NJ is like "omg epic bacon" or saying "I'm so random". It's really passé and unoriginal. It's extra funny when the speaker is from, like, Mississippi or someplace that's actually bad.

If he's a local: tired of seeing tourists

If he's a tourists: bigot.

I assume this is trying to do a racism.

MAGA just wants to be openly racist and anti-LGBT+ again.

Just paint the entire USA red, fuck it.

I took it to mean they have sub par pizzas there.

There be gay fish in them there waterrrs.

NJ Pizza > NY Pizza. I'll die on that hill.

They're the type of people who claim the left are snowflakes but then blowup at something we probably all learned about around kindergarten age: the dreadrd pronouns.

Hell I live in new york and I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

it could be a litany of things.