Make him more beable

When I want to stay home and not anything I think of it as not existing for a little while

hate to spoil your big entrance, but unfortunately by simply cogito-ing about potentially sum-ing, ergo you already do

dog sand philosophers

Nice try mr. meeseeks

I just wish I could stop over-being 😮‍💨

Are you sure? It's not really working out for most of us.

Sure, I may be thinking now, but what about the last 3 hours when I was staring open-mouthed at the wall?

"Dog sand" sounds to me like one of those euphemisms that make the thing sound even worse than it actually is. I feel the same way about "night soil." Like whatever it is that you're hiding with that euphemism, I am more grossed out by thinking about the ganular nature of it, and it's even worse if the grain size is the main diagnostic feature of that substance.

Like you're telling me that the dog made a pile of something and that it has a distinct location on clay-silt-sand ternary diagram? gross.

I'm go with brushing teeth daily. Maybe wave some soap at yourself once in awhile.

looks at my social skills

Well then. Seems whoever gave me advice pre-existence knew fuck all 😆