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“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”

A quote from Samuel Johnson. My friend sent it to me over Discord on a dreary day when clouds as dark as sin swallowed the sky. I had spent the last few weeks or months, I’ve lost track at this point, doing the same routine day in and day out. I wake up, I smoke an excessive amount of weed, and I numb myself until the deep dark settles over my mind the way it does every night.

Was I happy with how my life had gone? No.

Was I pleased that my mind screamed at me less when I was impaired? Absolutely.

The numbness that swept over my subconscious the moment the smoke burned its way into my lungs had become a safety blanket. I couldn’t regret my life decisions if I was too far gone to realize I was still living.

I knew what I did every day was wrong. I knew I was wasting my life away one day at a time. I heard it from my parents constantly; a barrage of insults and accusations dressed as concern. I was well aware of my current circumstances and was fine with them. My self-awareness operated as both a tower shield and spear, ready to defend or attack any who would dare disturb my carefully maintained peace.

From the outside looking in, my life looked normal. I grew up in a small southern town with a standard nuclear family. Everyone saw the pleasant exterior, but inside it was anything but pleasant.

My father was a man who strived to be better than his father. His father had beaten him and passed down years of trauma no one should wish on their worst enemy. What came of that dedication to “fatherhood" was a man who treated the simple act of not hitting his children as some kind of blessing. The verbal abuse and mental cruelty he poured into us more than made up for the lack of bruises.

My mother wasn’t much better. She feared my father just as much as we did. But to claim some scrap of control over her own life she let herself lose control completely, in situations that never warranted that kind of rage. I’ve lost count of the times I found myself apologizing to waitstaff after one of her outbursts.

My sister neither helped nor harmed me in any direct way. She was trapped in the same prison I was, but the warden played favorites. She received far less of our father’s verbal abuse, and why wouldn’t she. She was his perfect porcelain doll, shaped exactly to fit the box he had built for her.

Outside the prison of our family dynamic, life still held a few positives. My friends at school were one of them. The school itself was not.

My elementary, middle, and high school all took place in the same building. It was a private Southern Baptist school that took children from kindergarten straight through twelfth grade. The place was designed to produce one of two things: young adults fiercely devoted to Christ in the most cult-like fashion imaginable, or rebellious teens the school could point to as living proof of the devil's work.

When you’re trapped mentally and physically in a prison, you find solace in the smallest things. As I said before, my friends provided that. Most of them I still talk to a little, even now. One of them though, I haven’t spoken to seriously since he moved away in high school.

My friend, or ex-friend, whichever you prefer, was a normal kid. Let’s call him Jonathan for simplicity’s sake. He’d been at the school as long as I had. Quiet, with the same nerdy interests as me, so we got along well. We hung out whenever we could at school, but we were never really able to see each other afterward. That changed on one particular day.

I remember it clearly to this day, as if it were a terrible recurring nightmare. Jonathan approached me after the final bell with a face full of hesitation. Every step he took looked as if he was weighted down by something heavy and unseen.

“Hey… I wanted to ask if you wanted to come over to my grandparents’ place today.”

I closed my locker and turned to face him. I must have looked more confused than I realized, because he winced the second he saw my expression.

“I knew it was a stupid question. I’m sorry for bothering you.”

He turned around and started walking towards the exit. His steps seemed lighter now, almost as if he was skipping. I should have taken that as a warning, but my adolescent mind couldn’t bear the thought of letting a friend down.

“Wait up bro. Do your grandparents need help with something?”

I rationalized the request; why else would someone invite a friend to their grandparents’ house. He turned and walked back to me, stepping in close. He spoke with a hushed voice, as if the entire world was watching this small, insignificant moment.

“Yeah. My grandmother’s on a trip and asked if I’d get a friend to help clean and sort some things while she’s gone.”

“Yeah, I have to be home before dark. But as long as my parents can pick me up, or someone else can take me home, I can help.”

He let out a sigh that would have told any passersby exactly which answer he preferred. I remained willfully clueless. He turned toward the exit again and beckoned me to follow. I gathered myself and went after him.

We walked along the street for a couple of minutes. The day was hot and humid. Every breath felt heavier than the last. I cursed myself for leaving my inhaler on the kitchen counter that morning.

Eventually Jonathon stopped dead on the sidewalk, turned away from the road. I caught up and    followed his gaze. What stood in front of us was a long, tree-lined path leading to a house swallowed by shadow.

The house looked as if it was plucked straight from a fairy tail. The trees stood in perfect alignment, each one casting a long shadow down the driveway. The house rose at least three stories high, yet looked thin and narrow as though it belonged on a bookshelf rather than a street. Painted a dark grey, it seemed to dissolve into a void-like black whenever the shadows enveloped it.

Jonathan stepped forward into the shadows. I hesitated. My mind screamed at me as if I was stepping into the maw of a great beast. Still, my feet followed him, each step pulling me deeper into the dread that filled my mind.

“Hey Jonathon… does it always feel this creepy?”

He stopped. For a second he looked as if he had something important to say, but he halted himself. He then turned and stepped closer to me.

“Just be prepared. My grandfather was an eccentric man most of his life. It’s jarring the first time you go inside.”

He finished speaking and turned back towards the house. I followed until we reached the front door. It stood tall, its frame dark and curved. Jonathan knocked. from inside came the sound of shuffling, then the heavy slide of a deadbolt.

The man who opened the door was short and frail. His skin looked ready to peel away from his bones at the slightest touch. His eyes were pale and tired. He stepped aside and gestured us in with a hand that resembled the claw of a bird of prey.

“Don’t just stand there like a pair of sheep. Get inside, take off those filthy shoes, and place them below the banister.”

He pointed with the same claw-like hand towards a spiraling staircase. However my eyes refused to give the stairs any attention. The foyer, and from what I could see, every room beyond was filled with taxidermized animals. Dozens of them. Maybe hundreds.

They covered the walls and filled every open space that could hold them. What stood out most were the animals themselves; each one more exotic than the last. A bobcat crouched above the doorway to the living room. Zebra heads lined the walls, their eyes as black as their hides. A baby tiger sat beside the fireplace like a loyal dog.

But the two most striking pieces dominated the foyer. The first was a lion, mouth open wide as if it was ready to tear into its next meal. Behind it loomed the true centerpiece: an elephant, severed at the midsection, standing nearly twelve feet tall. Its presence was impossible to ignore. The tusks stretched long and thick, still forbidding any who would dare approach.

“Oh yeah, that’s good ol’ boy Atlas. Shot him down in the summer of ‘68. Real tusks and everything. Thankfully, I got him before the whole world turned into a bunch of fairies and banned the ivory trade.”

The old man spoke with exuberance and patted the tusks the way someone might show off a classic car. Then he turned toward us and scowled at me. I could hardly attempt to hide my bewilderment on my face.

“Looks like you brought a fairy with you Jonathan…”

He said matter-of-factly, then turned and walked stiffly toward the living room, waving a dismissive hand.

“Your grandmother told you what to do. Don’t break anything, and don’t touch the animals.”

A moment later we heard a television blaring infomercials and the low grumble of an old man who couldn’t be bothered enough to change the channel. Jonathan led me up to the third floor, into a room packed floor to ceiling with boxes and filling cabinets. He grabbed a box from a small pile and began pulling out the contents.

“Alright, so all we have to do is sort these boxes and eventually the pap-“

“What the fuck was that man! ‘Eccentric’ is how I describe someone who dresses funny. You could’ve prepared me better for that.”

Jonathan exhaled loudly, closed the box, and stood up. He began pacing in the little space left between the walls of boxes and filing cabinets.

“I know man. He is a weird guy. You didn’t have to come if you didn’t want ...

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